mike
@mikeasd.bsky.social
he/him. autistic dork. im so sorry about all this ↓
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the Lion has rejection sensitivity dysphoria
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
the Lion has rejection sensitivity dysphoria
high elf STUNS drinking hall by slighting ancestors in perfect Dwarfish
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
high elf STUNS drinking hall by slighting ancestors in perfect Dwarfish
incredible how one can simultaneously feel depressed about being fat and also be haunted by the time someone said you had the figure of a neglected 5yr old girl
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
incredible how one can simultaneously feel depressed about being fat and also be haunted by the time someone said you had the figure of a neglected 5yr old girl
they’re rebooting my life tomorrow. its going to star a stranger things homunculus and suck shit
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
they’re rebooting my life tomorrow. its going to star a stranger things homunculus and suck shit
if you mouse over me the little flag says WAVERING and it slowly pulses red
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
if you mouse over me the little flag says WAVERING and it slowly pulses red
uhhh no you wouldn’t know her she goes to another echo chamber
July 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
uhhh no you wouldn’t know her she goes to another echo chamber
July 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.
July 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.
“you better go in disguise” is a chilling line as it implies the teddy bears have a personal vendetta
July 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
“you better go in disguise” is a chilling line as it implies the teddy bears have a personal vendetta
hey girl. watchin our bard fk up persuasion checks made me think how i fumbled u. u coulda used some gentle Guidance but i was such a critical miss. see u on the re-roll
July 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
hey girl. watchin our bard fk up persuasion checks made me think how i fumbled u. u coulda used some gentle Guidance but i was such a critical miss. see u on the re-roll
she: i like your jeans!
my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment
my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂
my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment
my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂
July 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
she: i like your jeans!
my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment
my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂
my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment
my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂
“white boy summer” why dontcha “whrite” to ya mumma. she misses you
June 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“white boy summer” why dontcha “whrite” to ya mumma. she misses you
im the regional radio dj who keeps giving Vengaboys airtime in 2025. i will never stop. i dont know how….
June 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
im the regional radio dj who keeps giving Vengaboys airtime in 2025. i will never stop. i dont know how….
meeting her parents with “ah, so it’s your fault”
June 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
meeting her parents with “ah, so it’s your fault”
my parents at 38: with the birth of our second child our family is complete
me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm
me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm
June 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
my parents at 38: with the birth of our second child our family is complete
me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm
me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm
the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old
June 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old
she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)
June 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)
down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism
June 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism
