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Mike Anthony
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This isn't where I parked my car...
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social there is no greater potential for a dad/DIY disaster than this guy tasked with fixing the backboard and rim in front of tens of thousands in a nationally televised game.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
New USELESS Poll is up... Shout out to @sickoscommittee.org for supplying our fun Michigan fact.

open.substack.com/pub/mikeandh...
USELESS Poll: Week 2
Upsets cause us to actually think about the top-10 during September
open.substack.com
September 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Bringing my old CFB poll out of retirement. open.substack.com/pub/mikeandh...
USELESS Poll: 2025 Preseason Edition
Our poll can beat up your poll
open.substack.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My 6-year old explained the global syndicate of tooth fairies at work because "there's no way just one has enough time and money to get to all the teeth every night." ... Two weeks into 1st grade and she already has a better grasp of international commerce and macroeconomics than the president.
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I feel like @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social should give a rundown of this after sneaking Spencer into an open house.
August 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Adult life in busy metro suburbia: After my wife, kids, and about three coworkers, the next closest and most consistent relationship in my daily life is with the new robot floor cleaner at QT.
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I've worked in journalism for about 20 years. A lot of people burn out and I get it ... But it's amusing that most are productive members of society while the only one who left due to me calling him out for outright plagiarism - the worst possible indignity of a journalist - is now a pastor.
June 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social just read the latest Ch. 6... the world needs more righteous indignation from people who enjoy southern football culture while maintaining decent human values. GT and Vandy's somewhat less problematic overlords should hold power until the rest of the region gets it together.
May 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
GOOD: classic rock

BETTER: singing along to Hotel California

AWKWARD: getting to the "check out/never leave" line and realizing you were spacing out as a distraction while visiting your mother in law in a memory care facility... 🫣
February 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Convicted felon and rapist goes out of his way to proclaim he'll break the law:

Isn't this the sort of wasteful redundancy DOGE is supposed to be eliminating?
February 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by Mike Anthony
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
@sickoscommittee.org not a rivalry trophy, but @lebatardshow.bsky.social today confirmed that the championship trophy for @thegregcoteshow.bsky.social 's fantasy football league weighs 13.6 lbs

BONUS FACT: If trophy was made of gold, it'd currently be worth 16,274,026,219 Vietnamese Dong.
February 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social good luck tomorrow and Go Birds! If it's any help, the Facebook timeline karma gods reminded me of what could be just days away.
February 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Shit's going just great... Why do you ask?
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If Ohio State wins a national championship, will it give Ryan Day the courage and self-esteem to stop painting half his face with shoe polish?
January 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
When people from a mostly gutted/underfunded agency can make something go half-a-million mph and literally slap the face of the sun, yet all of our space funding is controlled by a bitch who loves twitter fights, it should be a bit concerning.
December 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Guess I'll start back up with posting here now that there's some life...
November 23, 2024 at 1:19 AM
In the interest of free markets, capitalism and whatnot, I'd like to announce that I am also selling a bible, replete with my blog posts from the 2010s and a some bangin' wing and chili recipes.

It's probably not worth the $69.99 I'm asking, but at least you won't be a total asshole if you buy it.
March 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social saw a 12-foot skeleton in a front yard yesterday surrounded by several smaller ones worshiping at his feet. But then I went to Home Depot... what say you of the 13-foot animatronic Jack Skellington?
September 26, 2023 at 4:07 PM