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Too old to die young anymore, unfortunately
All the real homies say 'fuck grass unless you can eat or smoke it'
June 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
@scryfall.com hey random question! On the Scryfall page for my Portal Second Age Exhaustion card, it is listed as a rare. But my personal card and the card shown on that exact page clearly has the common symbol. Weird misprinting? Thanks in advance
scryfall.com/card/p02/37/...
Exhaustion
{2}{U} • Sorcery • Creatures and lands target opponent controls don't untap during their next untap step. • Portal Second Age (P02) #37 • Illustrated by Kaja Foglio • Magic: The Gathering, MTG
scryfall.com
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My absolute favorite thing about Claudius the cat is that he will go leaps and bounds out of his way to sit right next to anyone chopping onions, and then once his eyes are plenty red and puffy and moist he starts blaming the perpetrator for doing this to him.

Every. Single. Time.
It's beautiful
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Ex-stoner but big fan of Mr. William Strings and this song

youtu.be/LaTDlmG58nI?...
Billy Strings - MORBUD4ME (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Billy Strings
youtu.be
November 29, 2024 at 5:04 AM
@stovey.thequeer.house I'm only tagging you because I know you're famous here.
Is there a big island starter pack or whatever they're called yet?
November 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Lookit this ghost peppers dumb lil butt
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
How do I set my account to see NSFW stuff? I wanna see more criminal master-mindery
November 27, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Michael's Eleven:

I just hatched a genius plot to steal about 26 staples from my boss tomorrow that will let me finish the last door our chicken coop needs.

Crime is invigorating
November 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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Me when I’m asked what I’m making for Thanksgiving:
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Is there a chicken owners/keepers pack or whatever they're called now that I can join? So many questions and musings and now search engines are all botted and AI'd to the point of non usability
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Our chickens carved an adorable punkin for Halloween
#PerpetuallyLate
November 20, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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what up its ya boy nutsling
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Everybody's gotta learn sometime

youtu.be/qSQKvnWnCtY?...
ZEDS DEAD - CHANNEL FLIPPING
YouTube video by Zeds Dead
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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July 24, 2024 at 7:54 AM
July 24, 2024 at 7:54 AM
According to cuberule.com, soup is a wet salad and a corn dog is a calzone and I must agree based on their mathematics but it hurts
The Cube Rule
Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.
cuberule.com
May 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
April 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Fucking home depot ads on my Leftover Crack songs is peak capitalist hell.
April 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Ay gal named Misha tnx for the siggg song dude
February 27, 2024 at 4:32 AM
A man's got a right to hang some meat when he lives this far from town
December 8, 2023 at 4:58 AM
I'm super jealous of this baby lizard that apparently lives in our quirky pepper plant.
I'll admit, the architecture is a bit strange and oddly colored but it seems like a truly dope house
August 2, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Shit like this should land you in federal prison for at least 6 months
July 29, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Claudius protected and saved the life of yet another wayward frog tonight!
July 28, 2023 at 6:15 AM
I could watch people flint knappin all day
July 26, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Got some sweet scrap wood today.
Yards finally looking properly methy!
July 26, 2023 at 1:58 AM