Pants don’t need washing. Let’s copy whatever technology pants are using

They won’t do that because then they’d lose money. They’ll cut the game time down because that doesn’t cost a dime. It’s always about greed

Tired of dating 4’s? Have you considered polyamory? Now you can date three 3’s and call it a 9!

But even worse, they all used a drug on July 4th, and ended up puking on a bunch of people as they rode carnival rides.

I really think Benny could go far if he'd ditch his "friends". Should I prohibit him from seeing them, forcing him to focus and work harder, or just let things continue as is?

One kid is an angry, obese, loudmouth who is weirdly obsessed with some "babe" (his words) named Ruth?
Another kid can barely play baseball at all, and talks about pickles a lot...

My son went out of his way to organize a neighborhood baseball team, but his friends are all losers: One friend gives me creepy vibes, (he once sexually assaulted a lifeguard at the swimming pool)!

I don’t know what to do. I also suspect she is being groomed by her home room teacher. Should I contact the school, or send her to a therapist? Or is this just a phase she’ll grow out of?

But she continues to get worse. She came home from school today with absolutely INSANE lies. She says her principal abuses the kids, confining them in a small box, and cutting them with nails and glass. The dumbest lie though: Her teacher threw a child, BY HER HAIR, over the playground fence.

When I asked her to show me, she conveniently couldn’t. She was embarrassed, and to get back at me, she stuffed her pet bird into the fireplace! I wish she was more like her older brother (who is an ideal child).