miianw.bsky.social
@miianw.bsky.social
Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months, morning sickness, cramps, eclampsia, labor, then looking your new baby in the eye and calling it Craig.
February 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”

— Archbishop Desmond Tutu
January 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
January 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Are you tired of watching what you want on TV? Have a kid
January 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Front-runners are the worst. Suffer for decades before you maybe, finally enjoy some success. Be a man ffs.
January 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What’s the second best food city in the US after Boise?
January 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I need advice! My 14 year old son is really good at baseball. Like so good I daydream about him playing professionally someday (so he can buy me a house!) But he doesn't take it seriously enough. He only plays with his lame friends, instead of real competition.
January 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Not enrolling my 5 year old in organized sports is exhausting. I have to search through social media almost daily for validating posts saying it’s a waste of money at this age.
January 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My kid has picked up the bad habit of lying a lot; and not little white lies either. She’s only 6 years old and claims to be able to read very complex books, like Jane Eyre - which I know is a lie because nobody can read that rubbish (I couldn’t read well until I was nearly 9).
January 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
People worry about their identities getting stolen, but maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. I mean, give mine a whirl, you can probably do better than I’ve been doing
January 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My favorite Pixar/Disney movies:

1. Coco
2. Monsters Inc.
3. The Incredibles
4. The Little Mermaid
5. Sleeping Beauty
6. Good Dinosaur
7. Up
8. The Lion King
9. Moana
10. Aladdin
January 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Delete your Twitter, and Threads, that shit is weird.
January 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My 10 Favorite Movies:

1. The Princess Bride
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. The Muppets
5. There Will be Blood
6. Snatch
7. Seven
8. Bridesmaids
9. Fight Club
10. The Usual Suspects
January 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My NBA all-time rankings:

1. Michael Jordan
2. Tim Duncan
3. Steph Curry
4. Kobe Bryant
5. Wilt Chamberlain
6. Larry Bird
7. LeBron James
8. Magic Johnson
9. Kareem-Abdul-Jabbar
10. Kevin Durant
January 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I cannot wait to vote for Pete Buttigieg again
January 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Crazy facts about time:

The last person to receive a military pension from the US Civil War, died in 2020

The last person who was a slave in the US died in 1975

The last person who was alive in the 1800s, died in 2017.

Jesus died roughly 25 lifetimes ago
January 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Things I believe:

You can either be nice to your kid now, or be kind to them for the rest of their life.
January 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Things I believe:

There is almost always too much lettuce on burgers.
January 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Things I believe:

The trouble is, you think you have time.
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Things I believe:

It’s later than you think
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Things I believe:

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Things I believe:

Not all difficult things are good, but almost everything that is great is difficult
January 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Things I believe:

HOAs are worse than a hundred 9/11’s.
January 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Things I believe:

If Facebook is your main/only social media account, you should not be allowed to vote
January 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Things I believe:

If you hold a diarrhea in long enough, it becomes a regular poop
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM