“If you you are the rice, I am the peas and if you are the bun, I’m a the cheese”

Best Shaggy lyric ever 👍

(And thank you) (again!)

Murder on the orient express

And while lie, hide, avoid and scheme, I’m being a role model of something I despise.

@susieheywood.bsky.social were you looking for something like this?

That’s what I tell people.

Thank you so much for saying this ❤️

I stopped.

I saw a dent in my arm and a spot of blood popped out after a while. Then I picked up a milk bottle top from the floor and somehow managed to slice my finger open in the process.

I’m better at hurting myself doing housework than I am with intent.