Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

Someone please tell that Republican congressman that when you have to stand up in front of your people and say “this is not a cult“ it is 100% definitely a cult

Wonder if Elon could survive a week on the salary we make. While he burns through $8 million a day, the working class struggles—yet he paints us as the enemy.

What does it mean about me if I find true crime podcasts easier to digest than the news

subject: cIass шаг vs cuIтure шаг

I desperately want to be that person who shops at co-ops and other small businesses all the time, but I remember that I don’t bring home regular co-op money 😭

The gospel according to Saint Mariann

I love the cat and would do anything for her, but this waking up at 3am nonsense is ridiculous

I am heartbroken for all the Jewish people around me and everywhere whose family members died in the Holocaust, and who today saw the richest man in the world perform a Nazi salute during the Presidential inauguration.

Nothing like mango mussolini taking office again to make me want to become a prepper. Time to breakout the tinfoil hat and order bug out bags for the pets

"I think we have this idea that we're gonna make friends with bad guys and bend them to our will, and really we're just...friends with bad guys."
--The Diplomat, S2 E4

(I've been binge-watching this, and it is excellent.)