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Claire Brown
founder at Aristides Capital
shorts, governance, human rights, science, fruit, native plants, baking, NWSL, kink
M.D. fmr @USUhealthsci
(she/they)
my opinions; not the firm's. not investment advice.
founder at Aristides Capital
shorts, governance, human rights, science, fruit, native plants, baking, NWSL, kink
M.D. fmr @USUhealthsci
(she/they)
my opinions; not the firm's. not investment advice.
Missouri redistricting at this time would be pure Calvinball
September 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Missouri redistricting at this time would be pure Calvinball
"Do not visit America. If you come to our country, we might send you here, or I might just shoot you like a dog."
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Do not visit America. If you come to our country, we might send you here, or I might just shoot you like a dog."
"El-Hussainy"? "Columbia"? Bearish!!!!? Deport this anti-American leftist invader directly to El Salvador!
March 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"El-Hussainy"? "Columbia"? Bearish!!!!? Deport this anti-American leftist invader directly to El Salvador!
Whoever needs to hear this: "The Queers" are not whatever trans woman you don't like. "The Blacks" are not whatever black guy you don't like. "The Jews" are not, well, you get the picture. "The Left" is not a man named Roast Beef. Stop strawmanning every damn thing. Mute the people who do.
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Whoever needs to hear this: "The Queers" are not whatever trans woman you don't like. "The Blacks" are not whatever black guy you don't like. "The Jews" are not, well, you get the picture. "The Left" is not a man named Roast Beef. Stop strawmanning every damn thing. Mute the people who do.
Trump has ordered that all U.S. passports reflect sex assigned at birth. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Trump has ordered that all U.S. passports reflect sex assigned at birth. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
yeah, Trump has ordered that all passports reflect sex at birth. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
yeah, Trump has ordered that all passports reflect sex at birth. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
RFK was right. Vaccine schedule has gotten crazy these days.
January 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
RFK was right. Vaccine schedule has gotten crazy these days.
literally this meme
December 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
literally this meme
Toledo Botanical Gardens
December 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Toledo Botanical Gardens
for just a second i thought we'd finally entered the "the shooter is trans!" phase of this whole thing
December 14, 2024 at 4:10 AM
for just a second i thought we'd finally entered the "the shooter is trans!" phase of this whole thing
uggo bar at the open today in the GS Highly-Shorted Index after a year of shit supremacy
December 9, 2024 at 9:30 PM
uggo bar at the open today in the GS Highly-Shorted Index after a year of shit supremacy
"Which humans deserve to have rights and which ones do not?" by Ingrid Jacques, USA Today
December 7, 2024 at 5:06 AM
"Which humans deserve to have rights and which ones do not?" by Ingrid Jacques, USA Today
Y'all think Indiana University's football schedule was soft this year? In 1897, apparently they played my high school alma mater lol
December 3, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Y'all think Indiana University's football schedule was soft this year? In 1897, apparently they played my high school alma mater lol
Twitter has reach but the reach is like sticking your hand into a clogged septic system
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Twitter has reach but the reach is like sticking your hand into a clogged septic system
oh wow this thing really really self-selects hard for low margins
November 29, 2024 at 5:08 PM
oh wow this thing really really self-selects hard for low margins
I hate the thought that I have to seriously consider allocating more to small stocks here, given that the $IWM is mostly a collection of middling-to-weak companies that trade largely on vibes, and then get slaughtered every recession. "Every asset has a price," but this one always seems too high.
November 29, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I hate the thought that I have to seriously consider allocating more to small stocks here, given that the $IWM is mostly a collection of middling-to-weak companies that trade largely on vibes, and then get slaughtered every recession. "Every asset has a price," but this one always seems too high.
what in the algo is going on here?
November 29, 2024 at 6:18 AM
what in the algo is going on here?
apologies if this is a real person, but she has the "3 photos, incredibly generic & incomplete bio" of a bot so i'm assuming she's a bot...and i just keep being stunned by how much this pic looks like an AI trained on Bill Ackman's eyes
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
apologies if this is a real person, but she has the "3 photos, incredibly generic & incomplete bio" of a bot so i'm assuming she's a bot...and i just keep being stunned by how much this pic looks like an AI trained on Bill Ackman's eyes
yay. thank you, guys.
sadly the gender ratio looks like CalTech in 1992, so either my next thousand followers need to be mostly women or i'm going to have to start subliminally forcefemming y'all somehow
sadly the gender ratio looks like CalTech in 1992, so either my next thousand followers need to be mostly women or i'm going to have to start subliminally forcefemming y'all somehow
November 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
yay. thank you, guys.
sadly the gender ratio looks like CalTech in 1992, so either my next thousand followers need to be mostly women or i'm going to have to start subliminally forcefemming y'all somehow
sadly the gender ratio looks like CalTech in 1992, so either my next thousand followers need to be mostly women or i'm going to have to start subliminally forcefemming y'all somehow
i wrote this about $IONQ in early October 2023, and it is still very much as true today
November 18, 2024 at 3:09 PM
i wrote this about $IONQ in early October 2023, and it is still very much as true today
Wow, 4 of the top 5 teams in the country are all in the same conference
November 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Wow, 4 of the top 5 teams in the country are all in the same conference