people scrutinizing every social interaction Taylor Swift has like they’re a 90s bully eyeing up a limp-wristed nerd, desperately looking for any small sign of latent homosexuality: we’re her biggest fans

these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them

texts from bestie 🥰🥰

i hate the episodes of Catfish where it’s just someone getting scammed for money. i wanna see one weirdo fucking with another weirdo with no discernible motive

network security Green Bay style

listening to a big thief record is fun because there’ll be a song so beautiful and poignant you could cry, then right after it is the shittiest song you’ve heard in your whole life

on a hike deep in the woods, soyfacing at every tree