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Midnight Platypus
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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.
The Revelation is upon us when the Old Testament is treated as Apocrypha Now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Beringia Cookbook recipe for Unleavened Horseradished Horsesteak Unleavened Wraps slaps though.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not quite the formula, but The Fast and the Furious on Lost Highway. You think that's something? Wait till it really pushes with The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift on Mulholland Drive.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I read this as three stages morale panics, and honestly thought this was about to be some out of left field comparative study of little utilized mechanics where fights need not be to the last hp. Clearly, 🥁, my eyes need better focus to check this out.
a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field .
Alt: In this gif from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field, all mouthing the captioned words "Run away!!" and then turn, presumably to flee.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
and just like the street car burglary practice BIPs break things for little to no actual gain.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It does the whole Orwell corpus. Syria, and Al-Qaeda being in some shifting interzone between Eastasia and Eurasia, in that world's Forever Wars prefiguration.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
nexus on these operations.]
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
dismantling drug distribution netowrks, reducing violent crime, or preventing terrorism ... you know, the stuff we used to associate with law and order. [Fun fact, post 9/11 Border Patrol academy indoc puts anti terrorism first and foremost in its mission priorities. Would love to see the terror 3/
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
to have been shot for the purpose of jackboot fetishists jacking off are presented with that distinction and then go through a slide deck of those cooks, and daycare workers, and landscapers and construction workers, health care workers etc, and ask how any one of those removals have had a role 2/
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on the bullshit side of the calculus (and Homeland Security theater mission more broadly as well, outside of some grant programs instrumental in modernizing public safety in less resourced communities). I would love a hearing where the folks with camera reels of jackbooted attire that seems only 1/
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There's an informal distinction in law enforcement between "righteous" and "bullshit" [arrests, charges, seizures, warrants, etc.]. Aside from more sophisticated cases where HSI tied immigration violations to title 18 and 21 offenses, ICE work had often been held by the rest of the feds to be 1/
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
And to repost a evergreen thread since the indiscriminate show of force campaigns started, now we even have a Border Patrol sector chief wearing some bizarro field marshal coat that pretty sure isn't agency standard
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I've reposted this a few places, but cleaning it up a bit. Since '99 The U.S. Holocaust Memorial and Museum has had a curriculum aimed at law enforcement, " "The Defining Moments in Policing: Ethical Decision Making during the Holocaust." Curriculum gist in link 1/
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Law Enforcement Programs - United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
The Museum engages with law enforcement at the federal, state, and local level to learn about the role of police in Nazi Germany and to reflect on their role in a democratic society today.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Worst of the worst" is definitely on the top ten most abused phrases in the Public Information Officer style guide. 1/
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I ain't gonna be a Wordler no more, I'm gonna be a Pips Boy.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
But I suppose having the Director of tactical practical cosplay and security theater in charge of the FBI makes fictions like these more credibly amusing.

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Kash Patel is having a Charlie Kirk case level conniption in front of the FBI public integrity section and a group of CIA randos dumb enough to have given the FBI director their business cards in prior encounters, apoplectic that the Illuminati he's gathered allowed Zohran Mamdani to happen. 1/
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Petty 🧵 I wrote a few weeks back about Patel's ghosting of protocols to posture I guess some hard driving hands on persona he wants to put out when it's just clear he doesn't understand his own job description or agencies actual mission.

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FBI director in raid jacket, 5.11s and fucking sneakers to pro sports _gambling_ bust press conference is not NBA dress code. Also not generally FBI either. The HSI raid jackets over suit pants/shoes are what we call a sycophantic look. You don't need to be @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see this. 1/
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM