Midnight Platypus
@midnightplat.bsky.social
Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.
Hmmm. Sensing a conflict as we build this out.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hmmm. Sensing a conflict as we build this out.
How it started. Where it went. Star Wars version.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How it started. Where it went. Star Wars version.
Saturn 3? Hardware? Split Second? Screamers? The Black Hole?
I think yes.
I think yes.
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Saturn 3? Hardware? Split Second? Screamers? The Black Hole?
I think yes.
I think yes.
It's been a minute since I've had a really good Moby Dick post speaking to a subsequent post in uncanny proximity of my feed. This is just off my phone, and adjacent enough to scratch that itch.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's been a minute since I've had a really good Moby Dick post speaking to a subsequent post in uncanny proximity of my feed. This is just off my phone, and adjacent enough to scratch that itch.
Once I realized AGI wasn't so much sentience or cognition, but simply the latest in the escalating heats of label slapping, I've pretty much conflated the AI industry with a 1980s cartoon/comic/toy expression of the military industrial complex's technology race buzzwords.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Once I realized AGI wasn't so much sentience or cognition, but simply the latest in the escalating heats of label slapping, I've pretty much conflated the AI industry with a 1980s cartoon/comic/toy expression of the military industrial complex's technology race buzzwords.
FBI director in raid jacket, 5.11s and fucking sneakers to pro sports _gambling_ bust press conference is not NBA dress code. Also not generally FBI either. The HSI raid jackets over suit pants/shoes are what we call a sycophantic look. You don't need to be @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see this. 1/
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
FBI director in raid jacket, 5.11s and fucking sneakers to pro sports _gambling_ bust press conference is not NBA dress code. Also not generally FBI either. The HSI raid jackets over suit pants/shoes are what we call a sycophantic look. You don't need to be @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see this. 1/
Wasn't very familiar with the SW d6 Shadows of the Empire Planet Guide so was surprised to find a fairly hefty treatment of Rodia and Rodian society. Was Shadows the first Star Wars effort at fleshing out Rodia beyond Greedo's presumptive homeworld? Any echos of this treatment in present continuity?
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wasn't very familiar with the SW d6 Shadows of the Empire Planet Guide so was surprised to find a fairly hefty treatment of Rodia and Rodian society. Was Shadows the first Star Wars effort at fleshing out Rodia beyond Greedo's presumptive homeworld? Any echos of this treatment in present continuity?
Only clean garments with yellow I got, will No Kings assemblages still admit me?
(Will not go on a babble cascade about how No Kings in yellow sorta speaks to a whole other part of my brain).
(Will not go on a babble cascade about how No Kings in yellow sorta speaks to a whole other part of my brain).
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Only clean garments with yellow I got, will No Kings assemblages still admit me?
(Will not go on a babble cascade about how No Kings in yellow sorta speaks to a whole other part of my brain).
(Will not go on a babble cascade about how No Kings in yellow sorta speaks to a whole other part of my brain).
Dang, denied by timeline juxtaposition entanglement, and the original and cool ranch wrapper colors are right there on the UVa banner.
Someday Doritoreos will happen.
Someday Doritoreos will happen.
![A screenshot of @midnightplat.bsky.social's timeline surreptitiously framed as over under dialogue. On top Midnightplat posts "They make Doritoreos yet? I figure it's orange cream season again it[sic] so while they got the coloring out, it'd be worth a shot." Underneath is a post by @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social evidently celebrating a recent research university's rejection of the Trump Educaton Department's gangster deal, expressed as an all caps "NOPE" imposed over a Rothko like transition from burnt orange to navy blue, the colors of the University Virginia Cavaliers, but also a pairing associated with original and cool ranch Doritos.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bflruvhylepwmviyycohrptf/bafkreigwx6hjw2562wj52kj76tfyhsgzmkya5p3khou65nr3aq4b7epsja@jpeg)
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dang, denied by timeline juxtaposition entanglement, and the original and cool ranch wrapper colors are right there on the UVa banner.
Someday Doritoreos will happen.
Someday Doritoreos will happen.
Would I dig the Keanu Reeves Alex Winter led production of Waiting for Godot in graphic novel form in Ron Garney's BRZRKR style? Yes I would. I'll even suggest @boom-studios.com adapt the below into a page as both proof of concept and possible strongly-worded letter from Beckett estate trigger.
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Would I dig the Keanu Reeves Alex Winter led production of Waiting for Godot in graphic novel form in Ron Garney's BRZRKR style? Yes I would. I'll even suggest @boom-studios.com adapt the below into a page as both proof of concept and possible strongly-worded letter from Beckett estate trigger.
To cross the streams, I feel the way a lot of journalists write about Section 230 is the way people on TTRPG Reddits and forums and even some crowdfunded "trade press" make proclamations about Player Agency. Presented without caption edit:
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
To cross the streams, I feel the way a lot of journalists write about Section 230 is the way people on TTRPG Reddits and forums and even some crowdfunded "trade press" make proclamations about Player Agency. Presented without caption edit:
Riffing off your inspiration, I was just going to write "worm bullet" till I say your post and got thinking about a MiGo munition could function "unstuck in time."
This is sad, because it may mean Iron Maiden's Eddie, another unstuck in time figure, has always been RFK Jr.
This is sad, because it may mean Iron Maiden's Eddie, another unstuck in time figure, has always been RFK Jr.
October 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Riffing off your inspiration, I was just going to write "worm bullet" till I say your post and got thinking about a MiGo munition could function "unstuck in time."
This is sad, because it may mean Iron Maiden's Eddie, another unstuck in time figure, has always been RFK Jr.
This is sad, because it may mean Iron Maiden's Eddie, another unstuck in time figure, has always been RFK Jr.
That's what Hegseth's big meeting of the brass is about next week: nuking a Home Depot.
In the tradition of Trump admin cross appts, Hegs is putting on point the guy he put up for the Senior Official Performing the Duties of FEMA Administrator after napkin sketch of Davy Crocketting a huricaine.
In the tradition of Trump admin cross appts, Hegs is putting on point the guy he put up for the Senior Official Performing the Duties of FEMA Administrator after napkin sketch of Davy Crocketting a huricaine.
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
That's what Hegseth's big meeting of the brass is about next week: nuking a Home Depot.
In the tradition of Trump admin cross appts, Hegs is putting on point the guy he put up for the Senior Official Performing the Duties of FEMA Administrator after napkin sketch of Davy Crocketting a huricaine.
In the tradition of Trump admin cross appts, Hegs is putting on point the guy he put up for the Senior Official Performing the Duties of FEMA Administrator after napkin sketch of Davy Crocketting a huricaine.
Spouse says, "Midnightplat, this doesn't mix with your preexisting aversion to seeing doctors."
But I'd also say a line of wild berry pop tarts prepared me for the coming times. 90s palette.
But I'd also say a line of wild berry pop tarts prepared me for the coming times. 90s palette.
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Spouse says, "Midnightplat, this doesn't mix with your preexisting aversion to seeing doctors."
But I'd also say a line of wild berry pop tarts prepared me for the coming times. 90s palette.
But I'd also say a line of wild berry pop tarts prepared me for the coming times. 90s palette.
What was the dress code at Tony Stark's funeral anyway?
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What was the dress code at Tony Stark's funeral anyway?
And this... I'd recommend to Oreo sophisticates. It returns the Oreo host more to its creamy base, with notes of Reese's in the background. Surprisingly there's a "orange frosting flavor" note here too that I don't get from the Halloween Oreos alone.
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And this... I'd recommend to Oreo sophisticates. It returns the Oreo host more to its creamy base, with notes of Reese's in the background. Surprisingly there's a "orange frosting flavor" note here too that I don't get from the Halloween Oreos alone.
These ... These ain't bad at all. They honestly taste like well executed translation of a Reese's Peanut butter cup into Oreo sandwich cookie form, with the Reese's origin maybe pushing more to the front that cookie host, not quite as overwhelming as the blueberry pie release, but yes, will eat more
September 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
These ... These ain't bad at all. They honestly taste like well executed translation of a Reese's Peanut butter cup into Oreo sandwich cookie form, with the Reese's origin maybe pushing more to the front that cookie host, not quite as overwhelming as the blueberry pie release, but yes, will eat more
When FEMA workers refreshed their inboxes, the Hagmaier email was gone, in its place was an email from "senior official administrating" containing only this meme
September 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When FEMA workers refreshed their inboxes, the Hagmaier email was gone, in its place was an email from "senior official administrating" containing only this meme
Maybe he was trying to Force engagement
September 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Maybe he was trying to Force engagement
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr:
(yeah, I know about the Doctor Amp thing, but this is Jacoby in a "better" time)
(yeah, I know about the Doctor Amp thing, but this is Jacoby in a "better" time)
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr:
(yeah, I know about the Doctor Amp thing, but this is Jacoby in a "better" time)
(yeah, I know about the Doctor Amp thing, but this is Jacoby in a "better" time)
Burger King Lear up this morning with a chickenhawk bullshit reveille.
Come on.
You can't cop a squat like Duvall's Kilgore, let alone goofy foot Lake Michigan, with bone spurs.
Come on.
You can't cop a squat like Duvall's Kilgore, let alone goofy foot Lake Michigan, with bone spurs.
September 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Burger King Lear up this morning with a chickenhawk bullshit reveille.
Come on.
You can't cop a squat like Duvall's Kilgore, let alone goofy foot Lake Michigan, with bone spurs.
Come on.
You can't cop a squat like Duvall's Kilgore, let alone goofy foot Lake Michigan, with bone spurs.