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But what's quadruple about it? What is the benchmark by which diluting juice is measured?
A bottle of Morrisons diluting juice boasting '4 × Quadruple strength' on the label.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Thank you for the suggestion. I was motivated this morning.
Fitbit run summary from 20 Nov 2025: 5.01 km in 40 minutes, 5,875 steps, 539 calories burned, 77 zone minutes. Average pace 7'59"/km.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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The poster for Trainspotting (1996) with the 'Choose life' speech in full. This has been badly modified to read 'Cheesespotting' on the right-hand vertical column, with 'Cheese your future' and 'Cheese life' at the bottom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Peter Kay reacting, with the caption 'Blankets? In Spain?'
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Three characters from The Addams Family Values (1993). Pugsley on the left is emblazoned with 'The Poem', Wednesday in the middle is emblazoned with 'The Poet', and an unknown third boy on the right was emblazoned with 'Poetry', but the word is obscured by the name 'Ross'.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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A badly edited version of the previous picture that now reads: 'The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Latin by its author. Would you like to reply in Latin?' There is also a “Yes” button shown to the right of the prompt.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Three characters from The Addams Family Values (1993). Pugsley on the left is emblazoned with 'The Poem', Wednesday in the middle is emblazoned with 'The Poet', and an unknown third boy on the right is emblazoned with 'Poetry'.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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What I'd like to know is the progress of the side-projects:
Update from Rossybobs on 𝕏, the everything app, posted on 30 May 2023 at 13:56. It reads: 'Ever wonder what happened after Ross refilled the Nor Loch? ' Well we've used AI to fill the castle with water, then Holyrood Palace with jelly, then the old Jenners building with oobleck...' The update has 359 views, 1 quote, and 2 likes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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The same picture, badly edited to place 'Priscilla' over Donald Trump and Chioma near the person who fainted.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The old anti-pirarcy advert badly edited to read 'You wouldn't shorten a friend's name'.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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The 'You wouldn't download a movie' meme but badly edited to read 'You wouldn't talk during a movie'.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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A stand-off between Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis (re-captioned 'Ben') and a man in a black shirt (re-captioned 'Mohammed'). Beside them is a silent colleague (re-captioned 'Roisin').
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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In related news, what has two thumbs and one ticket for the Dump Him, Girl livestream next month?
A screenshot from a confirmation email reading: 'Here are your tickets to the event An evening of Guardian Culture: with Tim Dowling, Stuart Heritage and Meera Sodha (on Wed 26 Nov 2025).'
October 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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The 'confused math lady' meme, with the caption 'Actual scenes from Ben's daily life'.
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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This train will be calling at:
A sign for Edinburgh Waverley station badly edited to read 'Edinburgh Wavey'.
October 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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A screenshot badly edited to read 'Bracket – The dating app designed to be reinstalled'.
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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BONUS PICTURE: I was so riveted that I barely remembered to take any pictures. The train takes its name from former politician and current railway enthusiast Michael Portillo.
A solid metal nameplate reading 'Michael Portillo' on the side of a train, just above a painted logo reading '200 Years of Train Travel – Since 1825'.
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I saw this yesterday and thought of you. Not enough to buy a copy, mind.
A section of a magazine cover reading 'Gail's – The Bread Issue'.
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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The same picture as above: a cinema with 'Rice Cats' on the 'In cinema today' board. The only difference is that this picture has double quotes in a meme-style font around 'Rice Cats'.
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The poster for the film Debbie Does Dallas badly edited to read 'Debbie Doesn't Care'.
October 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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The cover for the album Bad by Michael Jackson, but badly edited to read 'GOOD' instead.
September 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Cover for Quarantine by Jim Crace. A photo of dunes, red mostly but with long bands of dark shadow. The naming details go across the middle, but the slogan 'Whitbread Novel of the Year' has been badly edited to read 'Have a bread Novel of the Year'.
September 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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The picture of the Scrabble box, and a screenshot of the alt-text, which reads 'A Scrabble box. It has the board and some tiles and some of them are bigger because they're closer'. This is in a montage with a still from Father Ted. This is the scene where he tries to explain to Father Dougall that some cows are smaller and some are further away.
September 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The same picture, but combined with a popular meme, so it reads: 'You wouldn't download Lumo trains: irrefutable evidence of a sick and degraded nation'.
September 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Oh yes: you mean Gary 'Decadent' Sambrook?
Grafitti on a wall reading 'Gary Sambrook eats big dinners'. Not far away is the word 'Scum'.
September 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM