Attractive Nuisance
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a street walkin cheetah with a mouth full of lip balm
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
a street walkin cheetah with a mouth full of lip balm
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Ladies and gentlemen, the American president
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the American president
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
First rule of cross/examination: don’t ask a question you don’t know the answer to. He should have gotten the docs from the estate before ever meeting with her. For exactly this reason.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
First rule of cross/examination: don’t ask a question you don’t know the answer to. He should have gotten the docs from the estate before ever meeting with her. For exactly this reason.
Good morning, it is now clearer than ever that the American president is subject to blackmail by unknown parties.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Good morning, it is now clearer than ever that the American president is subject to blackmail by unknown parties.
I am too high to have a kid this old
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I am too high to have a kid this old
Darkwing Duck: Year Zero
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Darkwing Duck: Year Zero
SANDWICH GUY 2028
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
SANDWICH GUY 2028
A grand jury will indict a ham sandwich, but a criminal jury may not convict
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A grand jury will indict a ham sandwich, but a criminal jury may not convict
Lol their guy is literally seizing the means of production
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Lol their guy is literally seizing the means of production
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Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
So we’re doing Project 2029, right?
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
So we’re doing Project 2029, right?
For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
New Epstein files just dropped? See and raise.
Trump says he’s ordering the release of all government records on Amelia Earhart.
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
New Epstein files just dropped? See and raise.
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
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Trump is absolutely cratering in new Quinnipiac poll:
Overall approval: 38-54
Approval on economy: 39-56
Approval on trade: 39-54
On National Guard into cities: 42-55
On immigration, his "best" issue: 41-55
Trump is weak, unpopular, and failing. Treat him that way:
Overall approval: 38-54
Approval on economy: 39-56
Approval on trade: 39-54
On National Guard into cities: 42-55
On immigration, his "best" issue: 41-55
Trump is weak, unpopular, and failing. Treat him that way:
Trump/MAGA are trying to gaslight us into believing that anti-Jimmy Kimmel America is vast and deep, that MAGA's grip on the culture is unshakable, that mobilization is futile.
But this episode has demonstrated the opposite. Let's not forget it.
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2008...
But this episode has demonstrated the opposite. Let's not forget it.
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2008...
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Trump is absolutely cratering in new Quinnipiac poll:
Overall approval: 38-54
Approval on economy: 39-56
Approval on trade: 39-54
On National Guard into cities: 42-55
On immigration, his "best" issue: 41-55
Trump is weak, unpopular, and failing. Treat him that way:
Overall approval: 38-54
Approval on economy: 39-56
Approval on trade: 39-54
On National Guard into cities: 42-55
On immigration, his "best" issue: 41-55
Trump is weak, unpopular, and failing. Treat him that way:
I don’t want records; I don’t want a streaming subscription; sell me a fucking compact disc.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I don’t want records; I don’t want a streaming subscription; sell me a fucking compact disc.
He usually let me choose, and I usually chose Queen.
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He usually let me choose, and I usually chose Queen.
The mini jazzmaster is a toy in the very best sense of the word. I love this thing.
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The mini jazzmaster is a toy in the very best sense of the word. I love this thing.
This is a fucking five-alarm fire
NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com
Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is a fucking five-alarm fire