MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated)
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Ai slop, genocide supported clouding, layoffs, switching to Linux, shutting down studios game studios and "" "" "apps" "" "".
Parody account of hard truths.
Parody account of hard truths.
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"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
We at Microslop have given customer data to the FBI to advertise directly to you, either in a strongly worded e-mail or at your door.
Microsoft is handing over Bitlocker keys to law enforcement. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...
Microsoft Gave FBI BitLocker Encryption Keys, Exposing Privacy Flaw
The tech giant said providing encryption keys was a standard response to a court order. But companies like Apple and Meta set up their systems so such a privacy violation isn’t possible.
www.forbes.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
We at Microslop have given customer data to the FBI to advertise directly to you, either in a strongly worded e-mail or at your door.
As Microslop continues to fuck over their customer base, it gives me great pleasure to recommend other operating systems and programs to other people.
First and foremost, Linux. Mint, CachyOS, anything that is beginner friendly.
First and foremost, Linux. Mint, CachyOS, anything that is beginner friendly.
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
As Microslop continues to fuck over their customer base, it gives me great pleasure to recommend other operating systems and programs to other people.
First and foremost, Linux. Mint, CachyOS, anything that is beginner friendly.
First and foremost, Linux. Mint, CachyOS, anything that is beginner friendly.
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i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
Introducing, Ai in your toast.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Introducing, Ai in your toast.
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Microsoft Confirms Emergency Updates For Most Windows PCs
Microsoft Confirms Emergency Updates For Most Windows PCs
Windows users warned new security update causes multiple failures — fixes are now here.
www.forbes.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Microsoft Confirms Emergency Updates For Most Windows PCs
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wow Copilot sounds awesome www.varonis.com/blog/reprompt
Reprompt: The Single-Click Microsoft Copilot Attack that Silently Steals Your Personal Data
Varonis Threat Labs discovered a way to bypass Copilot’s safety controls, steal users’ darkest secrets, and evade detection.
www.varonis.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
wow Copilot sounds awesome www.varonis.com/blog/reprompt
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UK police have blamed Microsoft Copilot for an intelligence mistake. Microsoft's Copilot AI assistant made up a non-existent football match and British police included the mistake in an intelligence report. Yikes. Details on the Copilot mistake here👇 www.theverge.com/news/861668/...
UK police blame Microsoft Copilot for intelligence mistake
Copilot invented a football match that never happened
www.theverge.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
UK police have blamed Microsoft Copilot for an intelligence mistake. Microsoft's Copilot AI assistant made up a non-existent football match and British police included the mistake in an intelligence report. Yikes. Details on the Copilot mistake here👇 www.theverge.com/news/861668/...
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‘Fail To Shut Down’—Microsoft Issues Windows Update Warning
‘Fail To Shut Down’—Microsoft Issues Windows Update Warning
Do not ignore this latest update mistake — here's what you need to know and do.
www.forbes.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
‘Fail To Shut Down’—Microsoft Issues Windows Update Warning
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ChatGPT now adding ads for their slop machine? Well, my dearest promptoid, have you considered using UBlock? It is a wonderful extention to hide those pesty ads.
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
ChatGPT now adding ads for their slop machine? Well, my dearest promptoid, have you considered using UBlock? It is a wonderful extention to hide those pesty ads.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
OpenSlop?
Chat S.L.O.P.?
SLOPora?
Chat S.L.O.P.?
SLOPora?
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
OpenSlop?
Chat S.L.O.P.?
SLOPora?
Chat S.L.O.P.?
SLOPora?
If an old 2012 dell optiplex can still get work done on Linux and Windows 10 LTSC editions as an office computer and home server, there's no need for Windows 11 and ai.
Dell admits consumers don’t care about AI PCs
Dell admits consumers don’t care about AI PCs
Dell is now shifting it focus this year away from being ‘all about the AI PC.’
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If an old 2012 dell optiplex can still get work done on Linux and Windows 10 LTSC editions as an office computer and home server, there's no need for Windows 11 and ai.
Place your bets, will MachineGames get shutdown after the future success that is Wolfenstein 3?
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Place your bets, will MachineGames get shutdown after the future success that is Wolfenstein 3?
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Microsoft just announced a new hotline so you can report anyone you know who has yet to upgrade to Windows 11.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Microsoft just announced a new hotline so you can report anyone you know who has yet to upgrade to Windows 11.
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Listen, guys do NOT get Linux and stick with windows 11!! Linux has NONE of our innovative Ai features, sweep of inclusive file scans, and is a PREMIUM product for PREMIUM hardare!! Linux is free and open source, so it must be cheap!
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Listen, guys do NOT get Linux and stick with windows 11!! Linux has NONE of our innovative Ai features, sweep of inclusive file scans, and is a PREMIUM product for PREMIUM hardare!! Linux is free and open source, so it must be cheap!
Sadly, their check bounced, so Israel government will only get the base subscription, not the enterprise version.
apnews.com/article/micr...
apnews.com/article/micr...
Microsoft reduces Israel's access to cloud and AI products over reports of mass surveillance in Gaza
Microsoft said it has disabled services to a unit within the Israeli military after a company review had determined its artificial intelligence and cloud computing products were being used to help car...
apnews.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Sadly, their check bounced, so Israel government will only get the base subscription, not the enterprise version.
apnews.com/article/micr...
apnews.com/article/micr...
Libre office is free and also allows you to type words. No ai included.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Libre office is free and also allows you to type words. No ai included.
"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
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