Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch
@microdoodles.bsky.social
Read and learn. Be kind when you can, but send mean people packing. Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 🐸
My Dad used to take all his photos as 2"x2" slides. He once commented "There are 8 ways to put a slide in a projector" (dramatic pause) "and 7 of them are wrong." I'm here to tell you that the same applies to FITTED SHEETS!
a person is jumping on a bed with a yellow blanket
Alt: A woman is attempting to install a fitted sheet on a bed by leaping onto the bed while holding the sheet like a parachute
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My Dad used to take all his photos as 2"x2" slides. He once commented "There are 8 ways to put a slide in a projector" (dramatic pause) "and 7 of them are wrong." I'm here to tell you that the same applies to FITTED SHEETS!
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If you like waiting to the last minute to do things, this is it. This is the last minute.
PSA (unrelated to *all this*)
Take that turkey out the freezer babes.
Take that turkey out the freezer babes.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you like waiting to the last minute to do things, this is it. This is the last minute.
Oops! Outed!
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oops! Outed!
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They made it to the great valley!
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
They made it to the great valley!
I saw this gorgeous anole just now, but he knew I'd seen him, and he quickly faded from bright green to a duller camo color as I approached.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I saw this gorgeous anole just now, but he knew I'd seen him, and he quickly faded from bright green to a duller camo color as I approached.
Good morning, my Bleeps.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Good morning, my Bleeps.
Amna Nawaz is looking so together tonight! Not to mention being incredibly competent! A pleasure to watch. @pbsnews.org
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Amna Nawaz is looking so together tonight! Not to mention being incredibly competent! A pleasure to watch. @pbsnews.org
I've been saying all along, call a healthcare plan Trumpcare, and he'll lap it up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've been saying all along, call a healthcare plan Trumpcare, and he'll lap it up.
Good evening, my Bleeps.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Good evening, my Bleeps.
Please do not take medical advice from political entities with political agendas. Ask your doctor. Your doctor went to medical school before all this medieval foolishness happened.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Please do not take medical advice from political entities with political agendas. Ask your doctor. Your doctor went to medical school before all this medieval foolishness happened.
Good morning, my Bleeps.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good morning, my Bleeps.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Good evening, my Bleeps.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Good evening, my Bleeps.
First female painted bunting sighting of the season. Saw our first male 5 days ago. The ladies are green. She's on the far right edge of the photo on the picnic table feeder. A terrible photo, but proof of presence: the only small green bird we expect. We'll probably get better sightings soon.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
First female painted bunting sighting of the season. Saw our first male 5 days ago. The ladies are green. She's on the far right edge of the photo on the picnic table feeder. A terrible photo, but proof of presence: the only small green bird we expect. We'll probably get better sightings soon.
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After 6 thousand years of dog-eat-dog, red-in-tooth-and-nail, crush-your-enemies-and-drink-from-their-skulls, die-with-the-most-toys global patriarchal rule…
I’m willing to give women a shot.
I’m willing to give women a shot.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
After 6 thousand years of dog-eat-dog, red-in-tooth-and-nail, crush-your-enemies-and-drink-from-their-skulls, die-with-the-most-toys global patriarchal rule…
I’m willing to give women a shot.
I’m willing to give women a shot.
Blue Jay, by Vincent van Gogh
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Blue Jay, by Vincent van Gogh
Good morning, my Bleeps. We had a predawn coyote serenade at 4:45 this morning.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good morning, my Bleeps. We had a predawn coyote serenade at 4:45 this morning.
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How do the pros get someone to leave a cult? Manipulate them into thinking it was their idea
How do the pros get someone to leave a cult? Manipulate them into thinking it was their idea
Two of the world’s leading cult interventionists live (with their parrot) in Philadelphia. They explain the art of coaxing people out of the most pernicious cults in the world
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
How do the pros get someone to leave a cult? Manipulate them into thinking it was their idea
This is new. Bird Buddy took a belly shot of an incoming bird, a grackle I'm guessing based on them being about the only black birds I see visiting my Bird Buddy. Nice landing gear, anyway.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is new. Bird Buddy took a belly shot of an incoming bird, a grackle I'm guessing based on them being about the only black birds I see visiting my Bird Buddy. Nice landing gear, anyway.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Good morning, my Bleeps. No, it isn't South Carolina.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Good morning, my Bleeps. No, it isn't South Carolina.
Good morning, my Bleeps. How about this? Let's go back to a Little House on the Prairie Christmas, where everyone gets an orange, a stick of peppermint candy, a shiny new tin cup, and a penny, and is thrilled to bits about it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning, my Bleeps. How about this? Let's go back to a Little House on the Prairie Christmas, where everyone gets an orange, a stick of peppermint candy, a shiny new tin cup, and a penny, and is thrilled to bits about it.
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A Bangladesh war crimes court sentences ousted Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina to death, concluding a monthslong trial that found her guilty of ordering a deadly crackdown on a student-led uprising last year.
Bangladesh sentences ousted leader Sheikh Hasina to death over students crackdown
Up to 1,400 people were killed and thousands injured, mostly by security forces’ gunfire, in the uprising last year, according to a United Nations report.
nbcnews.to
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A Bangladesh war crimes court sentences ousted Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina to death, concluding a monthslong trial that found her guilty of ordering a deadly crackdown on a student-led uprising last year.
It looks like the Coasties are doing some maintenance on the Intracoastal Waterway here at dusk.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It looks like the Coasties are doing some maintenance on the Intracoastal Waterway here at dusk.
He's back! Males usually arrive about a week before females. Waiting, waiting ...
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He's back! Males usually arrive about a week before females. Waiting, waiting ...