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After a day at the gay beach I came home and watered my gay flowers.
July 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
After a day at the gay beach I came home and watered my gay flowers.
Do you ever just eat off the platter (with the refrigerator door open) because getting an actual serving seems like too much commitment?
July 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Do you ever just eat off the platter (with the refrigerator door open) because getting an actual serving seems like too much commitment?
the water is not warm my friend.
June 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
the water is not warm my friend.
Happy Father’s Day 😘
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy Father’s Day 😘
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Happy pride or whatev
June 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Happy pride or whatev
Came so close to posting shameless not so artsy cheeks on a Wednesday morning but then I got shy because I don’t remember who follows me here 😆
April 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Came so close to posting shameless not so artsy cheeks on a Wednesday morning but then I got shy because I don’t remember who follows me here 😆
Lookout weekend.
April 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Lookout weekend.
I’m tired of 12° weather. I need nekkid in the sun weather.
February 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m tired of 12° weather. I need nekkid in the sun weather.
A girl at work that just gives me off vibes just microwaved tuna in the staff room so…
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A girl at work that just gives me off vibes just microwaved tuna in the staff room so…
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That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
January 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
The only people who follow me on here have their dicks out and I mean, love that lol but if yall have a SFW alt, follow me from there too lol
January 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The only people who follow me on here have their dicks out and I mean, love that lol but if yall have a SFW alt, follow me from there too lol
I attempted to give up getting Botox but after aging eight years in the last four days I’ve booked an appointment so I can’t scowl at my coworkers
January 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I attempted to give up getting Botox but after aging eight years in the last four days I’ve booked an appointment so I can’t scowl at my coworkers
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When someone you follow because they're hot starts expressing their opinions
January 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When someone you follow because they're hot starts expressing their opinions
I’ve been waitinggggg
January 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’ve been waitinggggg
After being stoned for like, a decade, I’ve given up getting baked and woof, this is the miserable stage 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
After being stoned for like, a decade, I’ve given up getting baked and woof, this is the miserable stage 🤣
I love how many regular friends and acquaintances pop up in random “content” on here lol
January 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I love how many regular friends and acquaintances pop up in random “content” on here lol
I’m so glad I have today off to rot and watch project runway in my underwear.
January 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m so glad I have today off to rot and watch project runway in my underwear.
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I just want to open a $10 kissing booth but, surprise, it’s my ass.
December 1, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I just want to open a $10 kissing booth but, surprise, it’s my ass.
Moments before fucking this pie up.
November 28, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Moments before fucking this pie up.
It’s bubble bath season officially.
November 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM
It’s bubble bath season officially.