📞 “Hey, Canada? Can you come pick us up? This sleepover is horrible.”

Happy to help! As much as I don’t want to defend Amazon and I’m not sure at all they wouldn’t do SOMETHING like that in the future, they haven’t done it yet that I can see. (I am also stocking up on physical books just in case…)

Saying that God is on the throne regardless of who’s president isn’t a super hopeful or comforting message, considering God was also on the throne during the atrocities committed by Hitler and Stalin and every other tyrant in history.

If you’re on an iPhone or iPad, you have to purchase Kindle books through the Amazon website in your browser, not the app. (A stupid Apple/Amazon beef.) I just checked, and this book available on Kindle.

“He sent Eric?”
“No—Junior. The other idiot.”

Or a T. rex to come in like at the end of Jurassic Park and f up those damn velociraptors so the rest of us can escape to safety.

I’m gonna start calling him Old Hot Dog Skin from now on.

The four food groups.

This except now I’m 40 or 50 years old.

Early 80s