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Loreleiii
@michelleturtle.bsky.social
Media artist, musician, academic, scholar, buddhist.
Dbt’s nuts
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ve been playing ambient world of warcraft (classic) YouTube videos while studying and my partner was over and after about an hour said that the world she saw looked “disturbingly empty, like a dream” and I think that’s beautiful
April 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Call me Steven Universe the way I’m cheering for giant woman
April 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Do you or someone you know make or research politically engaged bio art? Consider applying for my panel. Deadline May 1st.
April 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Trying to be a professional academic on the zoom call but the Clefairy stuffy behind me keeps passing through the Blur Background filter
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What astrology thing is happening that explains why three of my exes have reached out to me this week (and two of them telling me they’ve had dreams about me recently)???
April 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I really hope my grandpa who, according to his obituary, was an “amateur Roman historian” was more of a people’s history kind of historian than a Cicero is good kind of historian.
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
South Bend IN is cool because I just saw a guy with jean shorts scream “FUCK” into his phone while within 100 ft of “the Worlds Largest Chocolate Shop”
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you can pass in south bend Indiana, you can pass anywhere!
March 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bless whoever was in the federal emoji commission meeting and proposed the happy guy with a cowboy hat
March 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I am not on rate my professor because I’m not a control freak.
March 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Breaking news: local late night kava bar that only my friends and I patron has earned enough profit to refill the bathroom paper towel dispenser
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Computer: Coffee, French vanilla international delight, room temperature
March 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
One time I hosted a touring screamo band at my house who had a Dark Souls inspired name and their drummer asked if we had dark souls 2 on Xbox and we did and he stayed up all night until he beat the game from a new save file.
March 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Started teaching my gf how to play guitar and she keeps learning neutral milk hotel and front bottoms songs and it’s so funnyyy. Like my beauitful scumbag bf gf!
March 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Regarding today scam of a one day economic blackout: dear god so many of my friends would give a quarter to Ed Edd and Eddy
March 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
True story
February 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A man pointed at me while driving past which ordinarily would frighten me but he was driving a Yaris so I think I’m good
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sweating bullets in the epistemic justice fellowship every time a cis colleague says the word “transdisciplinary”
February 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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an older man was asking for money on the street so after I gave him cash he asked me how my Valentine’s Day was. I said “good!” and he said “not splendid?”
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me to my cis partner who is really attracted to *gender*

“I think you’ve influenced me, I’m just really into gender right now”

Her: “you’re literally trans”
February 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend
February 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I like screamo music for the same reason I like country music: I’m annoying
February 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Am depressed / bought a new guitar
February 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Too bad Michigan’s attorney general is too busy pushing felony charges on college kids for protesting genocide to step up with these other states
1. Minnesota, Oregon, and Washington have filed suit to stop Trump's under-19 trans ban executive order.

They allege it violates separation of powers and the 5th and 10th amendments.

The latest analysis of the legal filing from writer Mira Lazine.

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Minnesota, Oregon, and Washington Sue Trump To End Under 19 Trans Care Ban
The lawsuit is one of several moving against Trump's executive orders targeting transgender people in the military, healthcare, and international travel rights.
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February 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM