I think the Japanese word kuchisabishii, which is used to describe the feeling when you’re not hungry but you eat because your mouth is lonely, will always be one of my favourite ever words.

Amazon: Here’s your large item. We’ve squished it and vacuum packed it until it’s barely recognisable and it’ll take approximately 4 months for it to go back to its original shape (if you’re lucky).

Also Amazon: Here’s your tiny item. We’ve put it in a box the size of a shed.