Michele Feltman Strider
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Michele Feltman Strider
@michelestrider.bsky.social
I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.

Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.
them: spatchcock it!

me: shut up

them: deep fry it in the backyard!

me: shut up

them: air-fryer curry-gravy turkey with cottage cheese dressing!

me: die
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Perfect, no notes
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That's amazing! Leveraging their influence makes so much sense.
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
K-Pop Diplomacy should be a thing because it sounds like it should be a thing
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What if, say, you are a politician who has taken multiple blows to the head during his MMA career, but gets lifelong healthcare paid for by the American people, as a reward for bald-faced lying to the American people during his political career?
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oklahoma is Ground Zero for the prosperity gospel grift, and my boy is as red dirt an Okie as they come.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One should not lightly invoke the wrath of Piggy
miss piggy from the muppet show is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
Alt: miss piggy from the muppet show is making an angry face
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If y'all don't snap, I swear to god...
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Michele Feltman Strider
high salaries and robust public funding for elections
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Very Daytona Beach, circa 1981
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just tried it. Felt great!
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM