@michelebites.bsky.social
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How does someone this soft manage to set up a social media account, buy jeans, or run a dishwasher
If you think a broken escalator requires calling in active-duty military for protection, either you need some sort of medical intervention immediately or your king is the weakest king who ever lived
If you think a broken escalator requires calling in active-duty military for protection, either you need some sort of medical intervention immediately or your king is the weakest king who ever lived
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
How does someone this soft manage to set up a social media account, buy jeans, or run a dishwasher
If you think a broken escalator requires calling in active-duty military for protection, either you need some sort of medical intervention immediately or your king is the weakest king who ever lived
If you think a broken escalator requires calling in active-duty military for protection, either you need some sort of medical intervention immediately or your king is the weakest king who ever lived
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Fox has become a national security risk. Brian Kilmeade suggests we kill the homeless and now Jesse Watters talks about bombing the U.N. This is way beyond right wing nationalism.
www.thedailybeast.com/jesse-watter...
www.thedailybeast.com/jesse-watter...
Fox News Host Demands Bonkers Revenge For Trump’s Escalator Fail
Jesse Watters says he hopes Trump’s people “really injure—emotionally—the people that did it.” That would mean one of their own.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Fox has become a national security risk. Brian Kilmeade suggests we kill the homeless and now Jesse Watters talks about bombing the U.N. This is way beyond right wing nationalism.
www.thedailybeast.com/jesse-watter...
www.thedailybeast.com/jesse-watter...
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TWO pileated woodpeckers. This just made my day and it’s not even 8 am. 🪶
#birds #birdnerd #woodpeckers #nature
#birds #birdnerd #woodpeckers #nature
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
TWO pileated woodpeckers. This just made my day and it’s not even 8 am. 🪶
#birds #birdnerd #woodpeckers #nature
#birds #birdnerd #woodpeckers #nature
Does he mean his daughter in laws show, the one biased towards trump???
Captain thin skinned hates opinions, he’s sloppy.
5 wars?
Grocery prices have not come down, and gas is not 1.99.
The only thing hot is the pores on his face begging for air from the orange shalaq he pastes on it. But I digress.
Captain thin skinned hates opinions, he’s sloppy.
5 wars?
Grocery prices have not come down, and gas is not 1.99.
The only thing hot is the pores on his face begging for air from the orange shalaq he pastes on it. But I digress.
August 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Does he mean his daughter in laws show, the one biased towards trump???
Captain thin skinned hates opinions, he’s sloppy.
5 wars?
Grocery prices have not come down, and gas is not 1.99.
The only thing hot is the pores on his face begging for air from the orange shalaq he pastes on it. But I digress.
Captain thin skinned hates opinions, he’s sloppy.
5 wars?
Grocery prices have not come down, and gas is not 1.99.
The only thing hot is the pores on his face begging for air from the orange shalaq he pastes on it. But I digress.
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Is this who we are now? 🫣😑
Arresting 80yo veterans for protesting against a POTUS
who has gone full-tilt autocrat?
Arresting 80yo veterans for protesting against a POTUS
who has gone full-tilt autocrat?
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is this who we are now? 🫣😑
Arresting 80yo veterans for protesting against a POTUS
who has gone full-tilt autocrat?
Arresting 80yo veterans for protesting against a POTUS
who has gone full-tilt autocrat?
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June 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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President Trump stumbles while walking up the stairs to Air Force One
June 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
President Trump stumbles while walking up the stairs to Air Force One
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This is the energy we will need!!
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
This is the energy we will need!!
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I’d like to see more major-media reports on how the involvement of Elon Musk with a) the Presidential Transition, b) the House Republican Conference, c) the Senate Republican Conference, and d) lobbyists is already unlike anything America has ever seen with a non-government adviser. 100% horrifying.
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I’d like to see more major-media reports on how the involvement of Elon Musk with a) the Presidential Transition, b) the House Republican Conference, c) the Senate Republican Conference, and d) lobbyists is already unlike anything America has ever seen with a non-government adviser. 100% horrifying.
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No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.
December 3, 2024 at 11:19 PM
No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.
Joe Rogan is not a stand up guy.
www.threads.net/@wkamaubell/...
www.threads.net/@wkamaubell/...
W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) on Threads
He says didn’t talk to Zelenskyy because he didn’t want to get involved in politics.🤣
Also he endorsed Donald Trump.🤣
But I was told that “JOE ROGAN TALKS TO EVERYBODY!!!”🤔
And then I encourage you...
www.threads.net
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Joe Rogan is not a stand up guy.
www.threads.net/@wkamaubell/...
www.threads.net/@wkamaubell/...
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He repeatedly accused Joe of committing a murder and repeatedly trashed Mika about her intellect and plastic surgery. I’m so glad I have nothing to do with this world. Turn your TV off.
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 PM
He repeatedly accused Joe of committing a murder and repeatedly trashed Mika about her intellect and plastic surgery. I’m so glad I have nothing to do with this world. Turn your TV off.
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Great work mods!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Great work mods!!
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It’s funny as hell that MAGA followed us over here in an attempt to troll.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It’s funny as hell that MAGA followed us over here in an attempt to troll.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
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This relationship is on a timer.
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
This relationship is on a timer.
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Gaetz is rapist and a criminal and he cannot be our Attorney General.
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Gaetz is rapist and a criminal and he cannot be our Attorney General.
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Follow us if you think Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Follow us if you think Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.
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Trump vetted Hegseth in 2017; past allegations came up and scuttled a VA nom. This time Trump axed the normal vetting processes, hired a private firm, didn’t wait for a report, selected Hegseth. Now his team says it was blindsided. Uh, no—it got caught. This is why media needs curatorial journalism.
Trump’s transition team caught off guard by Hegseth allegation | CNN Politics
President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team was in the middle of announcing new Cabinet picks this week when they were informed of a sexual assault allegation about one of his previous selections, ...
www.cnn.com
November 16, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Trump vetted Hegseth in 2017; past allegations came up and scuttled a VA nom. This time Trump axed the normal vetting processes, hired a private firm, didn’t wait for a report, selected Hegseth. Now his team says it was blindsided. Uh, no—it got caught. This is why media needs curatorial journalism.
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
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This administration will be full of sex criminals, from POTUS on down, so I’m unclear on what this meeting could’ve been about unless it was to ask Hegseth for pointers
If there’s one thing this administration doesn’t care about, it’s the Constitution
If there’s two, it’s the Constitution and Rape
If there’s one thing this administration doesn’t care about, it’s the Constitution
If there’s two, it’s the Constitution and Rape
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
This administration will be full of sex criminals, from POTUS on down, so I’m unclear on what this meeting could’ve been about unless it was to ask Hegseth for pointers
If there’s one thing this administration doesn’t care about, it’s the Constitution
If there’s two, it’s the Constitution and Rape
If there’s one thing this administration doesn’t care about, it’s the Constitution
If there’s two, it’s the Constitution and Rape
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Time to get back into witchcraft.
a cat wearing a witch hat is riding on a broom
ALT: a cat wearing a witch hat is riding on a broom
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Time to get back into witchcraft.