Me, sitting in front of my computer, overwhelmed, under-rested, with a brain that's being slowly poisoned by a constant infusion of infuriating, terrifying news and clumsy fascist propaganda masquerading as news.

"Boy, I'm having a lot of trouble focusing today!"

We heard you liked countdowns, so we're bringing you a new one:

Desert Bus for Hope 2026, our 20th voyage, will be launching on October 23rd, 2026. #db2026

More information to follow.

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.

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Commentary: Ohioans visit their libraries more often than 48 other states. Economist Howard Fleeter estimates Ohio libraries provided a total economic value of $3.1 billion in 2019. That’s $4 in economic benefits for every $1 in operating expenses

There are few things in this world that frustrate me enough to punch a hole in the wall then someone stating “This isn’t the time for politics”

Motherfucker, EVERYTHING is about politics. That’s how society works you dumb fucking fuck.

It's been a real winter this week.

Happy D20 Day! May all your rolls be critical hits and successes!

Two Towers Talk, part 3: Of course we need to talk about the main character of the whole movie and the best scene. The Ent on fire and when he runs in and dunks himself in water. G.O.A.T.