Michael
@michaelslimes.bsky.social
Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.
The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.
On a train and keep hearing this noise
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
On a train and keep hearing this noise
I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.
September 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.
My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.
July 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.
Get that jet ski fuelled.
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Get that jet ski fuelled.
Trying to get the perfect egg bite.
May 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trying to get the perfect egg bite.
Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.
May 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.
I think I've got too many pedals.
April 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think I've got too many pedals.
Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.
You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.
March 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
March 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
I got this peanut butter powder, seems very similar to Chabuddy G's Peanut Dust. Perfect for peckish.
March 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I got this peanut butter powder, seems very similar to Chabuddy G's Peanut Dust. Perfect for peckish.
Crocs in the studio
February 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Crocs in the studio
Re-ee-pair
When the pedals break
Repair them
Craig David all over your boink.ogg
When the pedals break
Repair them
Craig David all over your boink.ogg
February 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Re-ee-pair
When the pedals break
Repair them
Craig David all over your boink.ogg
When the pedals break
Repair them
Craig David all over your boink.ogg
Get some chip spice in your life. Get it on your chicken. Get it on your chips.
February 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Get some chip spice in your life. Get it on your chicken. Get it on your chips.
Oh my crap! There's been a murder.
January 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh my crap! There's been a murder.
What a band. As if Ballroom Blitz, Blockbuster and Fox on the Run weren't enough they also somehow did That's Amore by Dean Martin released in 1953. Wow.
January 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What a band. As if Ballroom Blitz, Blockbuster and Fox on the Run weren't enough they also somehow did That's Amore by Dean Martin released in 1953. Wow.
That's a spicy meatball
January 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That's a spicy meatball
It's truly amazing what they can do with AI these days.
December 31, 2024 at 6:52 PM
It's truly amazing what they can do with AI these days.
Got a Buzzballz for the buzzbellz.
December 31, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Got a Buzzballz for the buzzbellz.
I love it when people get so angry about these bottle caps. This guy is so angry his piss is boilng.
December 31, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I love it when people get so angry about these bottle caps. This guy is so angry his piss is boilng.