Michael
@michaelslimes.bsky.social
Krampus is just Christmas Vacation with a demon.
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Krampus is just Christmas Vacation with a demon.
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree but all the words are "Ah-ah-ah-ah".
December 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree but all the words are "Ah-ah-ah-ah".
Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.
The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.
Imagine the only way was up.
October 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Imagine the only way was up.
It's very easy to say "jazz music is shite."
And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.
And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's very easy to say "jazz music is shite."
And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.
And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.
On a train and keep hearing this noise
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
On a train and keep hearing this noise
My Amazon account got hacked while watching Hackers on Amazon Prime. Must be a new Prime benefit.
October 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My Amazon account got hacked while watching Hackers on Amazon Prime. Must be a new Prime benefit.
I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.
September 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.
Lost an earbud yesterday. Went to put it in the charging case but it slipped from hand and rolled into a drain. Sony charge close to full price for a single replacement earbud. Bring back wires.
August 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Lost an earbud yesterday. Went to put it in the charging case but it slipped from hand and rolled into a drain. Sony charge close to full price for a single replacement earbud. Bring back wires.
I've been asked to try and pick up the basics for using PowerBI at work. Anyone got any good suggestions for tutorials? YouTube etc.
August 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I've been asked to try and pick up the basics for using PowerBI at work. Anyone got any good suggestions for tutorials? YouTube etc.
Slime City album 2. The Return of Slime City. Slime City Strikes Back. Slime City 2: The New Batch (of songs)
Our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📈 will be released on 21 November 2025 on LP/CD/DL 💿
12 brand new songs. All annoying.
Pre-order 👉 slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
12 brand new songs. All annoying.
Pre-order 👉 slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Slime City album 2. The Return of Slime City. Slime City Strikes Back. Slime City 2: The New Batch (of songs)
My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.
July 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.
Get that jet ski fuelled.
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Get that jet ski fuelled.
Keep thinking of Slipknot turning up at wee venues for their early gigs and explaining their line-up to the sound engineer. Vocals, two guitars, bass, drums, percussion, DJ, guy with a beer keg and baseball bat.
May 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Keep thinking of Slipknot turning up at wee venues for their early gigs and explaining their line-up to the sound engineer. Vocals, two guitars, bass, drums, percussion, DJ, guy with a beer keg and baseball bat.
Trying to get the perfect egg bite.
May 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trying to get the perfect egg bite.
Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.
May 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.
Someone should make a game where all you do is clean crime scenes. That would be the best game.
April 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Someone should make a game where all you do is clean crime scenes. That would be the best game.
Bring back the 1988 Glasgow Garden Festival Coca-Cola rollercoaster.
April 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Bring back the 1988 Glasgow Garden Festival Coca-Cola rollercoaster.
I think I've got too many pedals.
April 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think I've got too many pedals.
Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.
You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.
March 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
March 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.