"nunca est Bibendum" means now is the time to drink, a reference to the victory of Augustus over Cleopatra.

Bibendum alone doesn't really mean anything.

Don't look up Catullus 16 on a work computer.

Catullus is constantly getting banned/cancelled

Ovid is being arrested by Trump for talking about Ivanka.

This is gonna sound fake, but my 12 yo son hates RFK jr, and brings up his lunacy unprompted.

RFK jr also tried to sleep with my wife, years ago and she was 100% grossed out.

So I'm about to explain this to her, and it's gonna be wild.

Met my wife at Southpaw.

Hot Jamz 4eva.....

You really want to balance the humours, otherwise the bleeding will resume. Avoid the phlegm.

Green is spicy, red is sweet. You're paying for sugar.

In 2008 I was on a potential jury pool with Bill Weld in NYC, he identified himself as "formerly in politics" there was also a lady who had played a lot of lawyers on Law & Order.

We all got dismissed because the lawyers disappeared for like an hour, and everyone got pissed.

Honestly, this is the kind of stuff even small rural prosecutors keep straight most of the time.

Like this is all a joke.

No, they no billed the first count but then approved the 2nd and 3rd. Then instead of just bring that to the judge, they went ahead and created another document that only included the 2nd and 3rd counts. But then brought both to the judge.

Kindest thing I do for my wife is take care of meals and dinner, both deciding and making.

I would suggest grilled cheese, but peanuts and cheerios makes a nice trail mix.

Stand up paddle board, inflatable ones aren't too bad price wise and if you have an electric pump not too hard to inflate/deflate.

YMMV depending on season.

A guy on my freshman hall casually asked if I wanted to see his HS highlight reel, then said Steve Sabol was a teammate's uncle so he narrated the tape and helped with the editing.

Never have I cared so much about somebody's HS team.

Having watched Simms play, not sure that he should be complaining about people not watching.

Like without LT and a overwhelming defense Simms is an also-ran, and was as likely to lose a game as win.

Also, both of them would just ask "why aren't you using a screw?" Because they aren't idiots.

My dad is 87, types with purpose and could swing a hammer much more powerfully and accurately than this.

For that matter. So could my 12 year old son.

If it were my kids, the better question is where will there be ice cream??