Michael Reis
@michaelreis.bsky.social
Bought to get my umarell on.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bought to get my umarell on.
@treblaw.bsky.social Did Chrysler start something because the Pacifica cup holder got a mug so perfectly?
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@treblaw.bsky.social Did Chrysler start something because the Pacifica cup holder got a mug so perfectly?
Started voting with the big lever and the auto-curtains.
It doesn't feel like voting unless it's in a gym with a big machine on wheels. There's a charm lost like when kids no longer have the TV cart in schools.
It doesn't feel like voting unless it's in a gym with a big machine on wheels. There's a charm lost like when kids no longer have the TV cart in schools.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Started voting with the big lever and the auto-curtains.
It doesn't feel like voting unless it's in a gym with a big machine on wheels. There's a charm lost like when kids no longer have the TV cart in schools.
It doesn't feel like voting unless it's in a gym with a big machine on wheels. There's a charm lost like when kids no longer have the TV cart in schools.
We have a dog that came to us covered in cuts and told she was the problem. Had a long transition, but she learned how to play and stopper biting faces.
Other dogs kept getting into worse and worse fights. Maybe they just figured out who the problem really was.
Other dogs kept getting into worse and worse fights. Maybe they just figured out who the problem really was.
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We have a dog that came to us covered in cuts and told she was the problem. Had a long transition, but she learned how to play and stopper biting faces.
Other dogs kept getting into worse and worse fights. Maybe they just figured out who the problem really was.
Other dogs kept getting into worse and worse fights. Maybe they just figured out who the problem really was.
Best and easiest Halloween costume.
No one got it.
No one got it.
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Best and easiest Halloween costume.
No one got it.
No one got it.
This is not the first time this has happened and she came to us because she wouldn't stop fighting her mother.
September 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is not the first time this has happened and she came to us because she wouldn't stop fighting her mother.
HW was a fighter pilot in WW2, he was not a dork.
W on the other hand, a preppy who if he hadn't been rich....
W on the other hand, a preppy who if he hadn't been rich....
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
HW was a fighter pilot in WW2, he was not a dork.
W on the other hand, a preppy who if he hadn't been rich....
W on the other hand, a preppy who if he hadn't been rich....
Y'all talking about liver mush, the Western NC version of scrapple?
It's best sliced then friend with some cornmeal. Not that it is not liver pudding, nor scrapple or hash.
It's best sliced then friend with some cornmeal. Not that it is not liver pudding, nor scrapple or hash.
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Y'all talking about liver mush, the Western NC version of scrapple?
It's best sliced then friend with some cornmeal. Not that it is not liver pudding, nor scrapple or hash.
It's best sliced then friend with some cornmeal. Not that it is not liver pudding, nor scrapple or hash.
Right before my sophomore year they denied the bowling alley in town. My couch was basically the old curved plastic seats, like in big Lebowski.
Fit my single perfectly.
Fit my single perfectly.
August 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Right before my sophomore year they denied the bowling alley in town. My couch was basically the old curved plastic seats, like in big Lebowski.
Fit my single perfectly.
Fit my single perfectly.
Just rewatched Bourne Identity and a young Walton Goggins works for the CIA in a Boiler Room suspenders look...
April 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just rewatched Bourne Identity and a young Walton Goggins works for the CIA in a Boiler Room suspenders look...
Here's Hilda in her preferred position.
January 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Here's Hilda in her preferred position.
Ya just got to wait em out. Their anxiety to have the ball thrown will exceed your anxiety.
These ding dongs will wait all day.
These ding dongs will wait all day.
December 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Ya just got to wait em out. Their anxiety to have the ball thrown will exceed your anxiety.
These ding dongs will wait all day.
These ding dongs will wait all day.
Happened so much at this joint they printed a sign.
West Virginia is a land of contrasts.
West Virginia is a land of contrasts.
December 13, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Happened so much at this joint they printed a sign.
West Virginia is a land of contrasts.
West Virginia is a land of contrasts.
The contradictions in Donald Trump's America.
December 13, 2024 at 2:55 AM
The contradictions in Donald Trump's America.
Even during wartime? Like there are tons of stories of Patriot and Tory groups riding around hanging each other.
Without context, if we were talking about another country this would be a paramilitary death squad.
Without context, if we were talking about another country this would be a paramilitary death squad.
December 7, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Even during wartime? Like there are tons of stories of Patriot and Tory groups riding around hanging each other.
Without context, if we were talking about another country this would be a paramilitary death squad.
Without context, if we were talking about another country this would be a paramilitary death squad.
Can I call it the G.O.A.T. of hog art?
For those who have never seen, the Etruscan Vessel in the Shape of a Boar.
For those who have never seen, the Etruscan Vessel in the Shape of a Boar.
November 27, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Can I call it the G.O.A.T. of hog art?
For those who have never seen, the Etruscan Vessel in the Shape of a Boar.
For those who have never seen, the Etruscan Vessel in the Shape of a Boar.
I feel like this is like the crazy cigarette notices in Europe, though still see way more people smoking and gambling.....
October 6, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I feel like this is like the crazy cigarette notices in Europe, though still see way more people smoking and gambling.....
Top 10% is really all I want out of life.
September 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Top 10% is really all I want out of life.
In fairness, she broke this because she slammed her door so many times.
June 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
In fairness, she broke this because she slammed her door so many times.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I would. Drag hectors corpse. Three times around a city for you.
February 10, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue, I would. Drag hectors corpse. Three times around a city for you.
It was many Bats-man ago, rewatched with my kids, Nicholson and Prince music .
December 29, 2023 at 7:20 PM
It was many Bats-man ago, rewatched with my kids, Nicholson and Prince music .