He said it would get even bigger if I stroked it but I decided I’d rather have a nice cup of tea …

Is it me or is he a bit of a twat?

Damn - you beat me to it!

Somehow I don’t think it is his first rodeo …

I tried to make doughnuts like Fanny’s but couldn’t get the shape quite right …

What a grim heartless country we have become …

The poor thing has probably died of shame at the likes of Trumpleshitstain and his band of clowns wrapping themselves in the flag

Wry apt given that I am on public transport and there is a distinct odour of damp dog (or something worse)

Are Trott and Whately ever seen in the same place at the same time? They both look as though they are moments away from bursting into tears - as well they might …

I have to say that the very mention of Atkinson and Whately brings me out in a rash. They really do give women in politics a bad name.

I think I’d prefer VD to the Tories getting back in if you don’t mind Sir Mike …

Seems I have to take part in ‘missions’ like buying specific branded crap or use the vouchers for furniture for my non existent garden or nappies for the baby I don’t have in order to be ‘rewarded’!

Apparently I have 71p which has to be used before the end of the month - which I can’t use because I have less than £1 so can’t redeem it. As a goodwill gesture they offered to round it up seeing as my pot hasn’t increased since May despite popping in most days.

Anybody know what’s happened to the official prices for tomorrow? Does this mean a whole day of free energy? Or more likely SVT …