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Does anybody actually see what I post on Bluesky or am I just screaming into the void?
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Does anybody actually see what I post on Bluesky or am I just screaming into the void?
Serious question for men and women - if you had their sort of money would you pay to look like the Amazon Bozos?
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Serious question for men and women - if you had their sort of money would you pay to look like the Amazon Bozos?
Interesting to see that the EU and India have agreed a trade deal. Has anyone done a comparison on whether it matches or exceeds the UK/India deal?
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Interesting to see that the EU and India have agreed a trade deal. Has anyone done a comparison on whether it matches or exceeds the UK/India deal?
Am I the only one who is shocked and surprised that almost no one in the UK is willing to part with good money to see the heartwarming true story of a Slovenian tramp who lied their way into a foreign country and ended up sleeping with its President for cash?
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Am I the only one who is shocked and surprised that almost no one in the UK is willing to part with good money to see the heartwarming true story of a Slovenian tramp who lied their way into a foreign country and ended up sleeping with its President for cash?
Just how grim would you have to be for Fartrage not to welcome you as a member of his fan club?
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Just how grim would you have to be for Fartrage not to welcome you as a member of his fan club?
Could anyone who is surprised at Sewerella’s defecation to Deform please raise your hand? I have some snake oil I need to sell …
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Could anyone who is surprised at Sewerella’s defecation to Deform please raise your hand? I have some snake oil I need to sell …
Facebook really is the Daily Mail of social media. Why are there so many angry gammons lurking there?
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Facebook really is the Daily Mail of social media. Why are there so many angry gammons lurking there?
So another rat jumps onto the good ship Fartrage from Captain Kemi’s canal boat. Soon Fartrage will have as many MPs as the LibDems and attract the same level of media coverage …
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
So another rat jumps onto the good ship Fartrage from Captain Kemi’s canal boat. Soon Fartrage will have as many MPs as the LibDems and attract the same level of media coverage …
I’m sure we all wish Nigel Fartrage a slow and painful recovery from whatever mystery ailment caused him to miss his appearance with the luscious Laura this morning …
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I’m sure we all wish Nigel Fartrage a slow and painful recovery from whatever mystery ailment caused him to miss his appearance with the luscious Laura this morning …
If you are MAGA - or Reform in the UK - can I recommend that you get hold of the audio book of Sinclair Lewis ‘It Can’t Happen Here’? Certainly a tale for our times. Print versions are also available …
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If you are MAGA - or Reform in the UK - can I recommend that you get hold of the audio book of Sinclair Lewis ‘It Can’t Happen Here’? Certainly a tale for our times. Print versions are also available …
So Fartrage adds another repulsive Tory to his ship of fools. How long before it hits an iceberg and Fartrage takes the only lifeboat?
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
So Fartrage adds another repulsive Tory to his ship of fools. How long before it hits an iceberg and Fartrage takes the only lifeboat?
How many grim ex-Tories joining Reform will it take before potential voters realise that it is as much a new start as Maggie Thatcher was a Socialist?
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
How many grim ex-Tories joining Reform will it take before potential voters realise that it is as much a new start as Maggie Thatcher was a Socialist?
Am I the only one who thinks it odd that Grease Smugg who has worked with Fartrage for years at GeeBeeBies and has a sister already in Reform - has yet to sign up. Is he biding his time or does he know Fartrage too well?
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am I the only one who thinks it odd that Grease Smugg who has worked with Fartrage for years at GeeBeeBies and has a sister already in Reform - has yet to sign up. Is he biding his time or does he know Fartrage too well?
@apiln.bsky.social - here’s one for your collection … 👉 www.southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/2572889...
Mayor leaves new Ammanford McDonalds hungry after ‘ridiculous’ service
The Mayor of Cwmaman left Ammanford McDonalds hungry after experiencing "ridiculous service"
www.southwalesguardian.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
@apiln.bsky.social - here’s one for your collection … 👉 www.southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/2572889...
Oooh - just saw a fox in the chicken shed. I’ll just wait for next Boxing Day for the hunt to show up …
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oooh - just saw a fox in the chicken shed. I’ll just wait for next Boxing Day for the hunt to show up …
Is it me or is the sound absolutely dreadful on The War Between the Land and the Sea? I’m struggling even with subtitles …
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is it me or is the sound absolutely dreadful on The War Between the Land and the Sea? I’m struggling even with subtitles …
Am I the only one how thinks that Erika Kirk’s strange behaviour since her husband was killed at least warrants a forensic search of her phone records?
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Am I the only one how thinks that Erika Kirk’s strange behaviour since her husband was killed at least warrants a forensic search of her phone records?
Am I the only one struggling with the fact that the DoJ thinks it can get away with redacting every single word on some pages of the Epstein papers? Every single word and punctuation mark is sensitive material?
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Am I the only one struggling with the fact that the DoJ thinks it can get away with redacting every single word on some pages of the Epstein papers? Every single word and punctuation mark is sensitive material?
Is it possible that Trumpleshitstain and his ship of fools think that the justifiable outrage at the desecration of the Kennedy Centre will in some way detract from the failure to publish the Epstein papers in full as required by law?
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is it possible that Trumpleshitstain and his ship of fools think that the justifiable outrage at the desecration of the Kennedy Centre will in some way detract from the failure to publish the Epstein papers in full as required by law?
Well there’s a shock! Man who lis and cheats about everything has lied and cheated about a deal with the UK. Just how dumb was Starmer to believe anything Trumpleshitstain says?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US puts £31bn tech ‘prosperity deal’ with Britain on ice
Pledge to invest billions in UK paused, with Washington citing lack of progress on trade barriers across pond
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Well there’s a shock! Man who lis and cheats about everything has lied and cheated about a deal with the UK. Just how dumb was Starmer to believe anything Trumpleshitstain says?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Those of us with fins like Russell Tovey salute you ….
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Those of us with fins like Russell Tovey salute you ….
So farewell Stanley Baxter - the Queen’s Speech was never the same without you … youtu.be/00yTjuvxkD0
Stanley Baxter- Queens speech
YouTube video by Esta Carr
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December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
So farewell Stanley Baxter - the Queen’s Speech was never the same without you … youtu.be/00yTjuvxkD0
Reposted by Michael Powell 🏴#FBPE🇺🇦 🐧
Who would you vote for?
'Like' for politicians showing off their biceps at airports
'Share' for politicians helping disabled with heavy luggage at airports
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
'Like' for politicians showing off their biceps at airports
'Share' for politicians helping disabled with heavy luggage at airports
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Sean Duffy wants ‘civility’ in air travel … so why is he doing pull-ups at the airport? | Arwa Mahdawi
Transport infrastructure in the US is a hot mess – and the guy in charge thinks ‘wellness spaces’ are going to solve the problem
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Who would you vote for?
'Like' for politicians showing off their biceps at airports
'Share' for politicians helping disabled with heavy luggage at airports
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
'Like' for politicians showing off their biceps at airports
'Share' for politicians helping disabled with heavy luggage at airports
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Still hidden way down on the BBC app - let’s see if we can move it up a bit …
Police assess claims Reform overspent on Farage election campaign www.bbc.com/news/article...
Police assess claims Reform overspent on Farage election campaign www.bbc.com/news/article...
Police assess claims Reform overspent on Farage election campaign
The party denies breaking electoral law, saying the "inaccurate claims come from a disgruntled former councillor".
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Still hidden way down on the BBC app - let’s see if we can move it up a bit …
Police assess claims Reform overspent on Farage election campaign www.bbc.com/news/article...
Police assess claims Reform overspent on Farage election campaign www.bbc.com/news/article...
I’ve just awarded my toilet a FIFA Piss Prize - does it have any more value than the one awarded to Trumpleshitstain?
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’ve just awarded my toilet a FIFA Piss Prize - does it have any more value than the one awarded to Trumpleshitstain?