Michael Kistner
@michaelkistner67.bsky.social
Gin lover 🍸, homophile 🏳️🌈, linguaphile 🇪🇸 🇧🇷 🇩🇪, pontoon rider ⚓️, left-leaning, coffee drinker ☕️.
I can only hope they gave the wrong combination of numbers to the Orange mental case.
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I can only hope they gave the wrong combination of numbers to the Orange mental case.
So, December has arrived.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So, December has arrived.
That orange scum is the one who needs it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That orange scum is the one who needs it.
My trip to the basement to get bread from the chest freezer made me realize it was said freezer and not the dehumidifier that I unplugged last week. Two large garbage bags of food taken to the bin outside -including the turkey. #pizzaforThanksgiving
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My trip to the basement to get bread from the chest freezer made me realize it was said freezer and not the dehumidifier that I unplugged last week. Two large garbage bags of food taken to the bin outside -including the turkey. #pizzaforThanksgiving
Voter #2 at the new polling spot today. All elections matter, so go vote!
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Voter #2 at the new polling spot today. All elections matter, so go vote!
Trying to have positive thoughts for Jamaica, but knowing how terrible the death and destruction is going to be.
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Trying to have positive thoughts for Jamaica, but knowing how terrible the death and destruction is going to be.
If you limit yourself to x number of Oreos and find one is broken as you pull them out, do you count that one against your total? #hopeless #fat #workavoidance
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you limit yourself to x number of Oreos and find one is broken as you pull them out, do you count that one against your total? #hopeless #fat #workavoidance
Hot dogs and homemade sauerkraut. Because I’m lazy.
October 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hot dogs and homemade sauerkraut. Because I’m lazy.
Just going to go ahead and start exchanging summer shirts for winter shirts. I’m tired of the hot weather.
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Just going to go ahead and start exchanging summer shirts for winter shirts. I’m tired of the hot weather.
Could not care less about a racist, homophobic, hate monger disappearing.
September 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Could not care less about a racist, homophobic, hate monger disappearing.
My porch cactus did not let me down this year.
August 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My porch cactus did not let me down this year.
Last weekend before classes start on Monday. I’m only looking at the paycheck at this point.
August 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Last weekend before classes start on Monday. I’m only looking at the paycheck at this point.
Heard this for the first time this morning on Alt Nation. Love it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Wc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Wc...
K.Flay - Blood In The Cut
YouTube video by KFlayVEVO
www.youtube.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Heard this for the first time this morning on Alt Nation. Love it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Wc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Wc...
@altmadison.bsky.social But, do you pronounce the first r in February?
July 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@altmadison.bsky.social But, do you pronounce the first r in February?
For your Fourth of July weekend: Phalaenopsis Brother Precious Stones ‘Meir’s Gift’.
July 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
For your Fourth of July weekend: Phalaenopsis Brother Precious Stones ‘Meir’s Gift’.
Finally achieved a day to read for pleasure. Helps when the day is rainy and gray.
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Finally achieved a day to read for pleasure. Helps when the day is rainy and gray.
New favorite:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL2...
Wet Leg - CPR (Official Video)
YouTube video by WetLegVEVO
www.youtube.com
June 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
New favorite:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL2...
I have wished for the death of very few people in my life, but this is the first time I’m hoping for it to happen to an entire administration. Incompetent pukes.
June 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have wished for the death of very few people in my life, but this is the first time I’m hoping for it to happen to an entire administration. Incompetent pukes.
What the hell is with all the political attack ads in Ohio?
May 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What the hell is with all the political attack ads in Ohio?
That moment in time when you’re adjusting a cushion from a chair and bend the fingernail back halfway on your middle finger. I let off a list of curse words that even impressed me.
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
That moment in time when you’re adjusting a cushion from a chair and bend the fingernail back halfway on your middle finger. I let off a list of curse words that even impressed me.