You can assume all my SNL comments have an unwritten “Sarah Sherman is a comedy goddess that brings X, Millennials, and Z together with silliness” tag.

Just sitting here wasting time on a Saturday, casually positing an idea that would take the Lions to a championship. Someone out there has to know Danny C a little. Or Sheila. Get in their ear(s). Hot yoga = cold weather parade.

Or just build your own hot yoga place in Allen Park. I’m no expert, but it’s my understanding that NFL franchises actually do net their respective owners a tidy profit most years.

I bet you do this 5 times you get at least 1 show that gets greenlit. Guess it’s a shame I’m juuuust too old to feel comfortable going back to improv.

For authenticity, after every 3-4 story points a player must interject with, “Thanks, almost forgot we had THAT to deal with.”

Like, I know I'm a huge part of the problem too but c'mon.