Michael Cook
@michaelcook.bsky.social
Me: Liberal. Likes: Democracy, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, San Jose Sharks, Beatles, Bangles, R.E.M., Natalie Merchant
The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad
The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad
Of course, it’s true. 100% absolutely true. There has never been a truer fact. Come on
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Of course, it’s true. 100% absolutely true. There has never been a truer fact. Come on
That’s my guy. Captain America
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That’s my guy. Captain America
This story was brought to you by Draft Kings….
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This story was brought to you by Draft Kings….
Let them eat cake! And also, don’t give them any cake!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let them eat cake! And also, don’t give them any cake!!!
Wait, they put a Panther in the penalty box? Is that even allowed??
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Wait, they put a Panther in the penalty box? Is that even allowed??
Nothing more unamerican than the Heritage Foundation
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Nothing more unamerican than the Heritage Foundation
And then Celebrini is assaulted by two Panthers and….no call
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
And then Celebrini is assaulted by two Panthers and….no call
I liked Isaac Jones
a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
Alt: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
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November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I liked Isaac Jones
Send those results straight to all the Dems that were ready to throw trans rights under the bus
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Send those results straight to all the Dems that were ready to throw trans rights under the bus
There is less ball scratching tonight. Some ball scratching, sure, but less
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There is less ball scratching tonight. Some ball scratching, sure, but less
Absolutely. Pooh Corner seems much more appropriate for the incontinent would-be King
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Absolutely. Pooh Corner seems much more appropriate for the incontinent would-be King
You spelled communist Marxist wrong
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
You spelled communist Marxist wrong
I hope they let them take a nap before making them drive home
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope they let them take a nap before making them drive home
Tbf, he knew the outcome
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tbf, he knew the outcome
100%, I thought Lawrence was interviewing Columbo
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
100%, I thought Lawrence was interviewing Columbo
I think it’s a pretty cool drawing, tbh
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I think it’s a pretty cool drawing, tbh
Oh, all of a sudden the Trump administration cares about what is “legally allowed”??
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh, all of a sudden the Trump administration cares about what is “legally allowed”??
Yeah, because our justice system works like that.
Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want.
Wait, you want to run again?!?!
Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want.
Wait, you want to run again?!?!
a woman in a suit and scarf is standing in an airport talking to a man .
Alt: a woman in a suit and scarf is standing in an airport talking to a man .
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October 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, because our justice system works like that.
Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want.
Wait, you want to run again?!?!
Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want.
Wait, you want to run again?!?!
If I were a psychic and owned my own storefront, everytime someone walked in the door, I’d greet them with, “Oh, there you are”
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If I were a psychic and owned my own storefront, everytime someone walked in the door, I’d greet them with, “Oh, there you are”
Worst poker bet ever. I call your degree in ecomonics and I raise you a 5th place finish in a swim competition.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee .
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October 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Worst poker bet ever. I call your degree in ecomonics and I raise you a 5th place finish in a swim competition.
That was probably on me. I turned the game on right after their first goal
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops .
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October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That was probably on me. I turned the game on right after their first goal
Should probably be removed from office when you quiet quit
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Should probably be removed from office when you quiet quit
I think you meant, ‘Da Bears’. Geez, are you even from Illinois??
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think you meant, ‘Da Bears’. Geez, are you even from Illinois??