Michael Cook
@michaelcook.bsky.social
Me: Liberal. Likes: Democracy, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, San Jose Sharks, Beatles, Bangles, R.E.M., Natalie Merchant
The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad
The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad
Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast.
Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.
Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast.
Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.
Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh shit, they’re onto us! Who squealed?!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh shit, they’re onto us! Who squealed?!!
God: Hold on, I can’t think about childhood hunger at the moment, I’m trying to put this guy into position to win the football game…
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
God: Hold on, I can’t think about childhood hunger at the moment, I’m trying to put this guy into position to win the football game…
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sunset over the Pacific Ocean at Half Moon Bay, CA
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sunset over the Pacific Ocean at Half Moon Bay, CA
October 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Relaxing by the Pacific and getting terribly pissed off reading John Grisham and Jim McCloskey’s ‘Framed’. I might just go jump in with the Great Whites. Might be more civil down there….
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Relaxing by the Pacific and getting terribly pissed off reading John Grisham and Jim McCloskey’s ‘Framed’. I might just go jump in with the Great Whites. Might be more civil down there….
Three more days of work and then…..vacation!
I’ve got
2 San Jose Sharks games
3 Books (My Boss is a Moron, Framed by John Grisham and Network Effect by Martha Wells)
and a beach with my name on it (ok, not literally).
If anybody needs me, leave a message with Aquaman….
I’ve got
2 San Jose Sharks games
3 Books (My Boss is a Moron, Framed by John Grisham and Network Effect by Martha Wells)
and a beach with my name on it (ok, not literally).
If anybody needs me, leave a message with Aquaman….
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Three more days of work and then…..vacation!
I’ve got
2 San Jose Sharks games
3 Books (My Boss is a Moron, Framed by John Grisham and Network Effect by Martha Wells)
and a beach with my name on it (ok, not literally).
If anybody needs me, leave a message with Aquaman….
I’ve got
2 San Jose Sharks games
3 Books (My Boss is a Moron, Framed by John Grisham and Network Effect by Martha Wells)
and a beach with my name on it (ok, not literally).
If anybody needs me, leave a message with Aquaman….
@ringostarrmusic.bsky.social Going too see one of these gentlemen tonight…
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@ringostarrmusic.bsky.social Going too see one of these gentlemen tonight…
There will never be a cooler name than Puka Nacua.
It works for an athlete.
It would work as one of Scout’s neighbors in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’
Works as Jedi Puka Nacua
Works as a planet destroyed by the Death Star, “Puka Nacua was there, but is there no more!”
#nfl #larams
It works for an athlete.
It would work as one of Scout’s neighbors in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’
Works as Jedi Puka Nacua
Works as a planet destroyed by the Death Star, “Puka Nacua was there, but is there no more!”
#nfl #larams
September 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
September 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
September 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
September 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan for 54 years and I have never hated being a Dallas Cowboys fan as much as I do today.
@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social
@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan for 54 years and I have never hated being a Dallas Cowboys fan as much as I do today.
@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social
@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social
I’m a little upset now that it took Travis Kelce this long to propose. If nothing else, the world needed to see the reaction videos from Swifties. The wholesomeness is inspiring
#TaylorsWedding
#TaylorsWedding
August 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m a little upset now that it took Travis Kelce this long to propose. If nothing else, the world needed to see the reaction videos from Swifties. The wholesomeness is inspiring
#TaylorsWedding
#TaylorsWedding
Just a boy, standing in front of the @nba asking them to start selling their summer league jerseys
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July 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just a boy, standing in front of the @nba asking them to start selling their summer league jerseys
Looking forward to Trump appointing a moon landing denier as Director of NASA
July 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Looking forward to Trump appointing a moon landing denier as Director of NASA
In my seat, ready to watch Superman 3D because Dean Cain said it was too woke
a man in a superman costume is flying over a city
ALT: a man in a superman costume is flying over a city
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July 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In my seat, ready to watch Superman 3D because Dean Cain said it was too woke
It’s right here where you can see his soul leave his body
July 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s right here where you can see his soul leave his body
The soon-to-be normal in sports
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June 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The soon-to-be normal in sports
Damn- Watching the 1st pick of the NHL Draft and now I have tears in my eyes. Hug your Mom, if you’re lucky enough to be able to.
#NHLDraft
#NHLDraft
June 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Damn- Watching the 1st pick of the NHL Draft and now I have tears in my eyes. Hug your Mom, if you’re lucky enough to be able to.
#NHLDraft
#NHLDraft
An elderly man just walked down the bread aisle and asked, simply- “Honey?”, to which I instantly replied, “Yes, Dear?” and…..nothing.
This might be the greatest disappointment of my life
This might be the greatest disappointment of my life
June 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
An elderly man just walked down the bread aisle and asked, simply- “Honey?”, to which I instantly replied, “Yes, Dear?” and…..nothing.
This might be the greatest disappointment of my life
This might be the greatest disappointment of my life