Michael Bradt
@michaelbradt.bsky.social
comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.com
Rookie improvisers playing the voice of reason when everyone else just wants to follow the fun.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Rookie improvisers playing the voice of reason when everyone else just wants to follow the fun.
I don't normally notice this, but I absolutely hate how my hands smell.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't normally notice this, but I absolutely hate how my hands smell.
Has the TACO seen The Untouchables? Not a good idea to fuck with Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Has the TACO seen The Untouchables? Not a good idea to fuck with Chicago.
It's crooked. How perfectly on-brand for the administration.
September 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's crooked. How perfectly on-brand for the administration.
By design, Facebook. By design. @ivychat.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
By design, Facebook. By design. @ivychat.bsky.social
Me, seeing Gov. Newsom fight back with some masterful trolling.
August 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me, seeing Gov. Newsom fight back with some masterful trolling.
My cat either doesn't understand this scratch toy, or she understands it PERFECTLY.
July 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My cat either doesn't understand this scratch toy, or she understands it PERFECTLY.
Cliffs of Moher (alternatively, The Cliffs of INSANITY)!
July 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Cliffs of Moher (alternatively, The Cliffs of INSANITY)!
I was firmly a dog person until this dude entered my life, and he changed me into a generic pet person the first day I met him. He made me a proud cat dad by acting like a dog and having more personality than I could have ever imagined a cat would have.
July 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I was firmly a dog person until this dude entered my life, and he changed me into a generic pet person the first day I met him. He made me a proud cat dad by acting like a dog and having more personality than I could have ever imagined a cat would have.
Yay! My skeleton is officially back to having the doctor-recommended 206 bones in my body (plus one hunk of titanium). The surgeon kept saying, "That was a really bad break." I was like, "I know." And he was all, "No, it was REALLY bad." Was I supposed to tip him, or something?
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yay! My skeleton is officially back to having the doctor-recommended 206 bones in my body (plus one hunk of titanium). The surgeon kept saying, "That was a really bad break." I was like, "I know." And he was all, "No, it was REALLY bad." Was I supposed to tip him, or something?
One positive about living in this insane time. I'm getting pretty good at making a picturesque Old Fashioned. Or five.
June 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
One positive about living in this insane time. I'm getting pretty good at making a picturesque Old Fashioned. Or five.
"No, we have a fascist dictatorship at home."
The fascist dictatorship at home:
The fascist dictatorship at home:
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"No, we have a fascist dictatorship at home."
The fascist dictatorship at home:
The fascist dictatorship at home:
Is Duolingo getting into porn?
May 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Is Duolingo getting into porn?
She's living rent-free in my head.
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
She's living rent-free in my head.
Someone is probably getting sued or fired for this one.
March 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Someone is probably getting sued or fired for this one.
Duolingo isn't really even fun anymore. It's Tuesday FFS. I think this is the week I'm going to learn to not care about ranking and just get back to learning.
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Duolingo isn't really even fun anymore. It's Tuesday FFS. I think this is the week I'm going to learn to not care about ranking and just get back to learning.
It's a disease.
February 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's a disease.
Wait, NOW these fragile snowflakes are capable of wearing masks?
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Wait, NOW these fragile snowflakes are capable of wearing masks?
Yep, that's definitely it. No other reason applications are up.
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Yep, that's definitely it. No other reason applications are up.
I love you, Costco, but you're crazy.
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love you, Costco, but you're crazy.
I have Mr. Perfect's entrance theme stuck in my head, so I guess I need to call in sick today.
January 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I have Mr. Perfect's entrance theme stuck in my head, so I guess I need to call in sick today.
Maybe the third time through will be the kick in the ass I need.
January 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Maybe the third time through will be the kick in the ass I need.