Michael Bradt
@michaelbradt.bsky.social
comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.com
Their unhinged nature doesn't get to me as much as their non-existent senses of humor. As far as I can tell, committing to this absolutely terrible bit is the only crime that's been perpetrated.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Their unhinged nature doesn't get to me as much as their non-existent senses of humor. As far as I can tell, committing to this absolutely terrible bit is the only crime that's been perpetrated.
Eagerly waiting for Gary Larson's take on this literal war.
Brooke Rollins on the Omaha Steaks CEO saying beef prices could rise to $10/pound: "We are suffering from the last administration's literal war on cattle."
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Eagerly waiting for Gary Larson's take on this literal war.
Aikman is a concussed dipshit who also happens to be a tremendously boring color commentator. I challenge anyone to look at the tape and say I'm wrong.
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
ESPN broadcaster, Hall of Fame QB Troy Aikman stands by criticism of Bears QB Caleb Williams
Aikman called Williams' 55-yard touchdown pass to D'Andre Swift against the Commanders "lucky" and criticized his passing accuracy, which got a reaction out of Williams and coach Ben Johnson.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Aikman is a concussed dipshit who also happens to be a tremendously boring color commentator. I challenge anyone to look at the tape and say I'm wrong.
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
Rookie improvisers playing the voice of reason when everyone else just wants to follow the fun.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Rookie improvisers playing the voice of reason when everyone else just wants to follow the fun.
I've been watching old WWF matches on YouTube for NOSTALGIA, and I never realized how absolutely hilarious the Million Dollar Man's entrance theme is.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I've been watching old WWF matches on YouTube for NOSTALGIA, and I never realized how absolutely hilarious the Million Dollar Man's entrance theme is.
This clown show administration was pearl-clutching over demolishing racist Confederate statues because of "tradition," but the White House is fair game?
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This clown show administration was pearl-clutching over demolishing racist Confederate statues because of "tradition," but the White House is fair game?
Whoever invented Sober October is clearly not a baseball fan.
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Whoever invented Sober October is clearly not a baseball fan.
So, TNT has the worst score bug in 2025, right?
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So, TNT has the worst score bug in 2025, right?
They had about 1 trillion good choices for a title for the Springsteen biopic, and they somehow fucked it up.
September 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They had about 1 trillion good choices for a title for the Springsteen biopic, and they somehow fucked it up.
Fuck off, Disney. Doing the right thing only when it affects your bottom line might as well be doing the wrong thing.
September 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fuck off, Disney. Doing the right thing only when it affects your bottom line might as well be doing the wrong thing.
Reposted by Michael Bradt
ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground
September 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground
If you're not concerned that two late-night hosts have lost their jobs because this country elected the softest, most rabbit-eared piece of shit who's ever lived, freedom of speech may not be for you.
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you're not concerned that two late-night hosts have lost their jobs because this country elected the softest, most rabbit-eared piece of shit who's ever lived, freedom of speech may not be for you.
I don't normally notice this, but I absolutely hate how my hands smell.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't normally notice this, but I absolutely hate how my hands smell.
Soldier Field sounds like it's absolutely shaking.
September 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Soldier Field sounds like it's absolutely shaking.
If there wasn't enough proof that Trump is a stupid fucking moron, he declares war on Chicago on a weekend that the Bears have a Monday night game, so no one has anything better to do today than to protest.
September 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If there wasn't enough proof that Trump is a stupid fucking moron, he declares war on Chicago on a weekend that the Bears have a Monday night game, so no one has anything better to do today than to protest.
Has the TACO seen The Untouchables? Not a good idea to fuck with Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Has the TACO seen The Untouchables? Not a good idea to fuck with Chicago.
It's crooked. How perfectly on-brand for the administration.
September 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's crooked. How perfectly on-brand for the administration.
Unfortunately, in the extra time that was cut, they were supposed to learn courage, compassion, and the Constitution.
ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump share.google/Df6jKlUvMNbk...
ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump share.google/Df6jKlUvMNbk...
ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump
Training courses have reportedly been slashed from five months to just eight weeks.
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August 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Unfortunately, in the extra time that was cut, they were supposed to learn courage, compassion, and the Constitution.
ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump share.google/Df6jKlUvMNbk...
ICE Slashes Training Days to MAGA’s Favorite Number to Suck Up to Trump share.google/Df6jKlUvMNbk...
Is it fucking time to talk about gun control yet?
August 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Is it fucking time to talk about gun control yet?
I just got charged a $2 "handling fee" on a digital download. Who wants to check my blood pressure?
August 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I just got charged a $2 "handling fee" on a digital download. Who wants to check my blood pressure?
Mr. Robot is a really great watch any time, but it's an especially great watch in 2025. It's on Netflix now, if you didn't get the memo.
August 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Mr. Robot is a really great watch any time, but it's an especially great watch in 2025. It's on Netflix now, if you didn't get the memo.
By design, Facebook. By design. @ivychat.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
By design, Facebook. By design. @ivychat.bsky.social
Me, seeing Gov. Newsom fight back with some masterful trolling.
August 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me, seeing Gov. Newsom fight back with some masterful trolling.
I had a dream last night that I pulled an all-nighter, which seems like a fair, kind thing for my brain to do to me.
August 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I had a dream last night that I pulled an all-nighter, which seems like a fair, kind thing for my brain to do to me.