Michael Mitchell
@michaelamitchell.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Teacher. Baseball fan. Ralph Yarborough Democrat.
Houston, TX and Plattsburgh, NY.
Houston, TX and Plattsburgh, NY.
They really, really should have taken Kurtz, though.
September 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They really, really should have taken Kurtz, though.
This tweet works equally well if you read “Al” as his dad or artificial intelligence.
August 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This tweet works equally well if you read “Al” as his dad or artificial intelligence.
Hey, he got pitch 2!
July 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey, he got pitch 2!
Could probably go Nuggets/Spurs if you want Wemby over Flagg+AD.
June 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Could probably go Nuggets/Spurs if you want Wemby over Flagg+AD.
Ah, crap. Forgot his found work this past week.
16/18. Castellanos the other.
16/18. Castellanos the other.
June 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ah, crap. Forgot his found work this past week.
16/18. Castellanos the other.
16/18. Castellanos the other.
17 of these 20 players are out of MLB/retired. 17-of-18 position players.
June 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
17 of these 20 players are out of MLB/retired. 17-of-18 position players.
It’ll fit perfectly on my tombstone.
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
It’ll fit perfectly on my tombstone.
Lance will be back “soon”. Just an abundance of caution.
a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a clock that shows the time as 7:20
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a clock that shows the time as 7:20
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June 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lance will be back “soon”. Just an abundance of caution.
Over/under July 20th for his next start?
June 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Over/under July 20th for his next start?
You are misreading who I’m making fun of here. I’m mocking the anti-Altuve know-nothings.
May 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You are misreading who I’m making fun of here. I’m mocking the anti-Altuve know-nothings.
I think it’s both. The deal where you show up to a stable union job a couple miles away and get to own a decent house is gone (and was only ever real in New England and the Upper Midwest). So there’s a desperation to make it some other way.
And also boredom, desire for risk/thrill in our culture.
And also boredom, desire for risk/thrill in our culture.
May 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think it’s both. The deal where you show up to a stable union job a couple miles away and get to own a decent house is gone (and was only ever real in New England and the Upper Midwest). So there’s a desperation to make it some other way.
And also boredom, desire for risk/thrill in our culture.
And also boredom, desire for risk/thrill in our culture.