Michael "mikejenk" Benjamin Jenkins
@michael-jenkins.bsky.social
👍. I am Michael Jenkins but my dear chums refer to me as "mikejenk" a rather quaint colloquialism.
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News. Commodified. https://store.theonion.com/products/i-just-love-corporations-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=e7f3d5a50&_ss=r&variant=41702778470469
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wake up when I want, except Wednesday
August 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I wake up when I want, except Wednesday
Twitching rn. Wide and ready for alcohol
July 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Twitching rn. Wide and ready for alcohol
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Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House http://theonion.com/...
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House http://theonion.com/...
Just eating pasta all the way through cooking process until it tastes done
May 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just eating pasta all the way through cooking process until it tastes done
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
February 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
Do we really need for them to fuck the country before people realize they do not have our best interest at heart?
February 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Do we really need for them to fuck the country before people realize they do not have our best interest at heart?
I miss the term "mad lad"
January 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I miss the term "mad lad"
Isn't weird that squid game has become one of the most overcomemercialized shows despite it's anti-capitalist message?
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Isn't weird that squid game has become one of the most overcomemercialized shows despite it's anti-capitalist message?
Elon musk is trying to get is hooks in British politics too.
January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Elon musk is trying to get is hooks in British politics too.
I like my cheese drippy bruh
January 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I like my cheese drippy bruh
Renee Zimmerman does that face. You know. The face.
January 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Renee Zimmerman does that face. You know. The face.
Recommend "Pantheon" on Netflix. Intriguing show.
January 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Recommend "Pantheon" on Netflix. Intriguing show.
If I tell dad jokes, but I myself am not a father. Does that make me a faux pas?
January 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If I tell dad jokes, but I myself am not a father. Does that make me a faux pas?
This is some pixel art I did when I was younger. The last few are a bit gorey because I was a teenager. I was thinking of doing more recently. #pixelart ig
January 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is some pixel art I did when I was younger. The last few are a bit gorey because I was a teenager. I was thinking of doing more recently. #pixelart ig
I heard that if you dress like an employee at MacDonalds they take you into basement where they keep the tribute to Ronald Macdonald and make you feed it happy meals
December 31, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I heard that if you dress like an employee at MacDonalds they take you into basement where they keep the tribute to Ronald Macdonald and make you feed it happy meals
I had a dream where I was seeing a rescreening of howls moving castle and the theatre was packed and I was late, I was trying to turn my phone, laptop and iPad off and I was really stressed because the film had started and then they stopped it and there was loads of people filming it to bootleg it.
December 30, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I had a dream where I was seeing a rescreening of howls moving castle and the theatre was packed and I was late, I was trying to turn my phone, laptop and iPad off and I was really stressed because the film had started and then they stopped it and there was loads of people filming it to bootleg it.