Micah Kolding
@micahkolding.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
Any further right and he’s gonna need a new family.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Any further right and he’s gonna need a new family.
That's the room where innocent people hold secret meetings about how innocent they are; right?
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That's the room where innocent people hold secret meetings about how innocent they are; right?
It's a good thing he didn't end up with a colostomy bag. That would have been an unsanitary convention.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's a good thing he didn't end up with a colostomy bag. That would have been an unsanitary convention.
As vile as they are, these are merely people who swallowed the GQP propaganda, and not the people who originated it. While the rest of them are fretting "OMG, our lies are unravelling!", they're the ones thinking, "Wait... we were LYING ABOUT THAT?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As vile as they are, these are merely people who swallowed the GQP propaganda, and not the people who originated it. While the rest of them are fretting "OMG, our lies are unravelling!", they're the ones thinking, "Wait... we were LYING ABOUT THAT?"
Looks like a fun game. Let’s play:
“How DARE you try to upstage headlines about our reopening vote by accepting money for this coffee I’m buying! Why do you hate both coffee and coffee drinkers. I should just take this coffee for free to teach you a lesson. Is this bad punctuation.”
“How DARE you try to upstage headlines about our reopening vote by accepting money for this coffee I’m buying! Why do you hate both coffee and coffee drinkers. I should just take this coffee for free to teach you a lesson. Is this bad punctuation.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Looks like a fun game. Let’s play:
“How DARE you try to upstage headlines about our reopening vote by accepting money for this coffee I’m buying! Why do you hate both coffee and coffee drinkers. I should just take this coffee for free to teach you a lesson. Is this bad punctuation.”
“How DARE you try to upstage headlines about our reopening vote by accepting money for this coffee I’m buying! Why do you hate both coffee and coffee drinkers. I should just take this coffee for free to teach you a lesson. Is this bad punctuation.”
In the future we should find a way to get elected officials to work without relying on a magical ceremony.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In the future we should find a way to get elected officials to work without relying on a magical ceremony.
That surprises me, because she’s a figure I pay attention to. When she shows up in a headline, I tend to read the whole article, and I don’t think I ever knew this about her.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That surprises me, because she’s a figure I pay attention to. When she shows up in a headline, I tend to read the whole article, and I don’t think I ever knew this about her.
This is honestly the first I've heard of her being a lesbian.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is honestly the first I've heard of her being a lesbian.
She definitely had more practice in faking it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
She definitely had more practice in faking it.
Thought so. Go cry, tiny.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Thought so. Go cry, tiny.
Elon's legacy is going to be one colossal aesop in how money doesn't buy happiness, even if you've managed to siphon away the money that could have bought the basic human dignity of 300 million people.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Elon's legacy is going to be one colossal aesop in how money doesn't buy happiness, even if you've managed to siphon away the money that could have bought the basic human dignity of 300 million people.
I guess he ran out of ideas for re-naming stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I guess he ran out of ideas for re-naming stuff.
He's got the face of somebody who was hoping everyone would join in, and then didn't have an exit strategy when they didn't.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He's got the face of somebody who was hoping everyone would join in, and then didn't have an exit strategy when they didn't.
If the MOST INCREDIBLE conversation she ever had didn't consist of anything more notable than her gushing at a pedophile, she needs to have more conversations.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If the MOST INCREDIBLE conversation she ever had didn't consist of anything more notable than her gushing at a pedophile, she needs to have more conversations.
I'd like them to name it after me. Is there a fishbowl we can put our cards into, or...?
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'd like them to name it after me. Is there a fishbowl we can put our cards into, or...?
It's always the same thumbs-up pose with them.
And they always look like Martians trying to pass for human.
And they always look like Martians trying to pass for human.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's always the same thumbs-up pose with them.
And they always look like Martians trying to pass for human.
And they always look like Martians trying to pass for human.
And did these six people have tears in their eyes?
These people need to learn that "CONFIRMED" means you should be able to confirm it somehow.
These people need to learn that "CONFIRMED" means you should be able to confirm it somehow.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
And did these six people have tears in their eyes?
These people need to learn that "CONFIRMED" means you should be able to confirm it somehow.
These people need to learn that "CONFIRMED" means you should be able to confirm it somehow.
If I understand correctly, you start with the former in order to do the latter.
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If I understand correctly, you start with the former in order to do the latter.
And we could get rid of grocery stores so that we can all afford ranches! I can’t wait to become a billionaire.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And we could get rid of grocery stores so that we can all afford ranches! I can’t wait to become a billionaire.