Micah Kolding
@micahkolding.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!
Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
I'mma say it: It's literally impossible to earn, deserve, or need a trillion dollars.
Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.
Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'mma say it: It's literally impossible to earn, deserve, or need a trillion dollars.
Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.
Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.
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An interesting point here, unless I'm missing something, is that the house also has to pass this. That would mean they would have to show up. That would mean that either the new AZ rep is sworn in or ANY MEMBER could vacate Johnson's seat. A lot could happen in a very short time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
An interesting point here, unless I'm missing something, is that the house also has to pass this. That would mean they would have to show up. That would mean that either the new AZ rep is sworn in or ANY MEMBER could vacate Johnson's seat. A lot could happen in a very short time.
Call me crazy, but when you really focus on the upper left, I swear you can see the ghost of Donald Trump hovering over the desk!
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Call me crazy, but when you really focus on the upper left, I swear you can see the ghost of Donald Trump hovering over the desk!
"Mac Daddy" is literally "Son of Daddy".
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Mac Daddy" is literally "Son of Daddy".
Was there seriously somebody out there who was like, "Gee, I'd better cash in on all the goodwill surrounding the name 'Vance' nowadays!"?
BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Was there seriously somebody out there who was like, "Gee, I'd better cash in on all the goodwill surrounding the name 'Vance' nowadays!"?
Hey, billionaires, consider this: When we start to tax you properly, you'll have fewer dollars, but they'll be worth, like, 10% more.
Also, you won't be wasting so much money paying tribute to a bloated orange fascist anymore.
Win-win; right?
Also, you won't be wasting so much money paying tribute to a bloated orange fascist anymore.
Win-win; right?
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Hey, billionaires, consider this: When we start to tax you properly, you'll have fewer dollars, but they'll be worth, like, 10% more.
Also, you won't be wasting so much money paying tribute to a bloated orange fascist anymore.
Win-win; right?
Also, you won't be wasting so much money paying tribute to a bloated orange fascist anymore.
Win-win; right?
I've got to image that the other clowns in Gothem City were like, "You can't be the Clown Prince with a purple suit, a little pancake, and a green Cary Grant haircut, bro. The colorblind Gothemites think you're just a happy stock broker."
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I've got to image that the other clowns in Gothem City were like, "You can't be the Clown Prince with a purple suit, a little pancake, and a green Cary Grant haircut, bro. The colorblind Gothemites think you're just a happy stock broker."
It's looking more and more like Donald's greatest legacy will be making Nazism humiliating.
His whole administration is one big "Springtime for Hitler" performance.
His whole administration is one big "Springtime for Hitler" performance.
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's looking more and more like Donald's greatest legacy will be making Nazism humiliating.
His whole administration is one big "Springtime for Hitler" performance.
His whole administration is one big "Springtime for Hitler" performance.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social How do you sleep at night, spewing those servile lies? America sees what's happening, we've lost patience with your goosestepping pedophile master, and you're going to have to answer for your crimes when all of this is done.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social How do you sleep at night, spewing those servile lies? America sees what's happening, we've lost patience with your goosestepping pedophile master, and you're going to have to answer for your crimes when all of this is done.
Why do they want to give Donald an illegal third term instead of just putting forward someone new from his circle?
Because cultists never get promoted to god.
Because cultists never get promoted to god.
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why do they want to give Donald an illegal third term instead of just putting forward someone new from his circle?
Because cultists never get promoted to god.
Because cultists never get promoted to god.
They’ll build themselves a ballroom
Cuz they’ve plenty room for balls
There’s empty ball-shaped spaces
Up and down the congress halls
They sit, they stay, they roll, they bray
They come when Master calls
(1/2)
Cuz they’ve plenty room for balls
There’s empty ball-shaped spaces
Up and down the congress halls
They sit, they stay, they roll, they bray
They come when Master calls
(1/2)
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
They’ll build themselves a ballroom
Cuz they’ve plenty room for balls
There’s empty ball-shaped spaces
Up and down the congress halls
They sit, they stay, they roll, they bray
They come when Master calls
(1/2)
Cuz they’ve plenty room for balls
There’s empty ball-shaped spaces
Up and down the congress halls
They sit, they stay, they roll, they bray
They come when Master calls
(1/2)
Donald's White House managed to pack a whole lot of hatred into the "Major Events Timeline" on the White House website.
These people are scum.
These people are scum.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Donald's White House managed to pack a whole lot of hatred into the "Major Events Timeline" on the White House website.
These people are scum.
These people are scum.
A lot of people are learning that the billionaires who taught them to hate charity cases with utmost contempt consider them to be among the charity cases.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A lot of people are learning that the billionaires who taught them to hate charity cases with utmost contempt consider them to be among the charity cases.
First, they gave us participation trophies.
Then, they derided us for having been given participation trophies.
Then, the got upset when no one would work their shit-paying jobs because we had been mysteriously innoculated against accepting the "intangible" benefits they offered.
Then, they derided us for having been given participation trophies.
Then, the got upset when no one would work their shit-paying jobs because we had been mysteriously innoculated against accepting the "intangible" benefits they offered.
October 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
First, they gave us participation trophies.
Then, they derided us for having been given participation trophies.
Then, the got upset when no one would work their shit-paying jobs because we had been mysteriously innoculated against accepting the "intangible" benefits they offered.
Then, they derided us for having been given participation trophies.
Then, the got upset when no one would work their shit-paying jobs because we had been mysteriously innoculated against accepting the "intangible" benefits they offered.
What's good for the goosestepper is good for the gander.
Breaking News: Democratic lawmakers in Virginia plan to redraw congressional maps, hoping to hand their party two or three more House seats.
October 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What's good for the goosestepper is good for the gander.
Trump Math:
38-year-old spitting Nazi bile: A precocious scamp of a child.
18-year-old at the No Kings Day protest: Geriatric.
14-year-old Black boy in DC: Try as an adult.
Pregnant 12-year-old: (After carefully doing the math to remember where he was nine months ago) Ready for motherhood.
38-year-old spitting Nazi bile: A precocious scamp of a child.
18-year-old at the No Kings Day protest: Geriatric.
14-year-old Black boy in DC: Try as an adult.
Pregnant 12-year-old: (After carefully doing the math to remember where he was nine months ago) Ready for motherhood.
October 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Trump Math:
38-year-old spitting Nazi bile: A precocious scamp of a child.
18-year-old at the No Kings Day protest: Geriatric.
14-year-old Black boy in DC: Try as an adult.
Pregnant 12-year-old: (After carefully doing the math to remember where he was nine months ago) Ready for motherhood.
38-year-old spitting Nazi bile: A precocious scamp of a child.
18-year-old at the No Kings Day protest: Geriatric.
14-year-old Black boy in DC: Try as an adult.
Pregnant 12-year-old: (After carefully doing the math to remember where he was nine months ago) Ready for motherhood.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hey, you servile pack of pedophile goosesteppers:
We're going to release the files.
Cry about it while you still don't have a cellemate trying to sleep on you.
We're going to release the files.
Cry about it while you still don't have a cellemate trying to sleep on you.
October 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hey, you servile pack of pedophile goosesteppers:
We're going to release the files.
Cry about it while you still don't have a cellemate trying to sleep on you.
We're going to release the files.
Cry about it while you still don't have a cellemate trying to sleep on you.
We've got no king in America
But somebody wasn't told
That awful orifice in the Oval Office
Who's painting the White House gold
He thought we'd cow and bow by now
He thought we'd kiss the ring
But now the ketchup's hit the fan
Cuz America's got no king
But somebody wasn't told
That awful orifice in the Oval Office
Who's painting the White House gold
He thought we'd cow and bow by now
He thought we'd kiss the ring
But now the ketchup's hit the fan
Cuz America's got no king
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
We've got no king in America
But somebody wasn't told
That awful orifice in the Oval Office
Who's painting the White House gold
He thought we'd cow and bow by now
He thought we'd kiss the ring
But now the ketchup's hit the fan
Cuz America's got no king
But somebody wasn't told
That awful orifice in the Oval Office
Who's painting the White House gold
He thought we'd cow and bow by now
He thought we'd kiss the ring
But now the ketchup's hit the fan
Cuz America's got no king
