Micah Kolding
@micahkolding.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
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Hey there, Mister Speaker
There is egg upon your face
A goose egg with a goosestep
For a ghoulish master-race
If you embrace his hatred then
You're sure to end up lonely
There's egg upon your face, and yes,
It's clearly egg-whites-only
1/3
There is egg upon your face
A goose egg with a goosestep
For a ghoulish master-race
If you embrace his hatred then
You're sure to end up lonely
There's egg upon your face, and yes,
It's clearly egg-whites-only
1/3
MAGAt trolls: "CLINTON'S IN DA FILES! HA!"
Donald: "I always liked Bill."
MAGAt trolls:
Donald: "I always liked Bill."
MAGAt trolls:
a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
MAGAt trolls: "CLINTON'S IN DA FILES! HA!"
Donald: "I always liked Bill."
MAGAt trolls:
Donald: "I always liked Bill."
MAGAt trolls:
If the alternative is some meth head rhyming "things" with "things", I absolutely don't mind listening to Spanish songs that I don't understand.
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If the alternative is some meth head rhyming "things" with "things", I absolutely don't mind listening to Spanish songs that I don't understand.
Apparently “great apes” include all apes that aren’t gibbons, which strikes me as a bit of a “fuck you” to gibbons.
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Apparently “great apes” include all apes that aren’t gibbons, which strikes me as a bit of a “fuck you” to gibbons.
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You’re a piece of shit, Double-Bagger Vance.
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You’re a piece of shit, Double-Bagger Vance.
Why is it that the mint stops producing pennies, and we're immediately adapting to a post-penny world? There are pennies in circulation from before my grandparents were born; are we seriously that dependent on a constant supply of fresh pennies?
February 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Why is it that the mint stops producing pennies, and we're immediately adapting to a post-penny world? There are pennies in circulation from before my grandparents were born; are we seriously that dependent on a constant supply of fresh pennies?
Love hearing that Lupita Nyong'o is cast as Helen of Troy, and that Elon of Trash is throwing such a fit over it. Ain’t no actress past or present better suited to launch a thousand ships, and the goosesteppers can’t stand it.
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Love hearing that Lupita Nyong'o is cast as Helen of Troy, and that Elon of Trash is throwing such a fit over it. Ain’t no actress past or present better suited to launch a thousand ships, and the goosesteppers can’t stand it.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Two months since your last post, pedo-slaves?
Gee, it's almost as if you chickened out and ran away when you realized that Epstein isn't going away.
Gee, it's almost as if you chickened out and ran away when you realized that Epstein isn't going away.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Two months since your last post, pedo-slaves?
Gee, it's almost as if you chickened out and ran away when you realized that Epstein isn't going away.
Gee, it's almost as if you chickened out and ran away when you realized that Epstein isn't going away.
Apparently the Melania documentary completely sold out.
But nobody bought any tickets.
But nobody bought any tickets.
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Apparently the Melania documentary completely sold out.
But nobody bought any tickets.
But nobody bought any tickets.
This is how you look when you try to justify Pretti and Good's murders.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
This is how you look when you try to justify Pretti and Good's murders.
He's the least healthy US president.
And forty-two US presidents are dead.
And forty-two US presidents are dead.
January 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
He's the least healthy US president.
And forty-two US presidents are dead.
And forty-two US presidents are dead.
STOP FUNDING THE ICE-HOLES!
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
STOP FUNDING THE ICE-HOLES!
Ain't it great how the MAGAt position is that we need to give ICE more money than most of the world's militaries in order to save a buck fifty on social services?
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Ain't it great how the MAGAt position is that we need to give ICE more money than most of the world's militaries in order to save a buck fifty on social services?
Hey there, Mister Speaker
There is egg upon your face
A goose egg with a goosestep
For a ghoulish master-race
If you embrace his hatred then
You're sure to end up lonely
There's egg upon your face, and yes,
It's clearly egg-whites-only
1/3
There is egg upon your face
A goose egg with a goosestep
For a ghoulish master-race
If you embrace his hatred then
You're sure to end up lonely
There's egg upon your face, and yes,
It's clearly egg-whites-only
1/3
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hey there, Mister Speaker
There is egg upon your face
A goose egg with a goosestep
For a ghoulish master-race
If you embrace his hatred then
You're sure to end up lonely
There's egg upon your face, and yes,
It's clearly egg-whites-only
1/3
There is egg upon your face
A goose egg with a goosestep
For a ghoulish master-race
If you embrace his hatred then
You're sure to end up lonely
There's egg upon your face, and yes,
It's clearly egg-whites-only
1/3
With thanks to the Simpsons.
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
With thanks to the Simpsons.
...I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ICE
is also great
And would suffice
To know that for destruction ICE
is also great
And would suffice
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
...I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ICE
is also great
And would suffice
To know that for destruction ICE
is also great
And would suffice
Reposted by Micah Kolding
Reposted by Micah Kolding
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Stop trying to impress us by making cakes look like something that isn't a cake. You're pretty much just a frosting sculpter.
Do something hard; make a pizza look like a cat or somesuch.
Do something hard; make a pizza look like a cat or somesuch.
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Stop trying to impress us by making cakes look like something that isn't a cake. You're pretty much just a frosting sculpter.
Do something hard; make a pizza look like a cat or somesuch.
Do something hard; make a pizza look like a cat or somesuch.
They're not just cowards; they're cowardice.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
They're not just cowards; they're cowardice.
"So, how did you get your peace prize?"
"Oh, this old thing? I invaded and occupied the country of the actual winner. So..."
#pedophileprotector
"Oh, this old thing? I invaded and occupied the country of the actual winner. So..."
#pedophileprotector
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"So, how did you get your peace prize?"
"Oh, this old thing? I invaded and occupied the country of the actual winner. So..."
#pedophileprotector
"Oh, this old thing? I invaded and occupied the country of the actual winner. So..."
#pedophileprotector
“We wouldn’t bother to show up for our purported principles, so you shouldn’t, either!”
Tricia McLaughlin on Renee Good: "I think if the individual was killed last week by an illegal alien, I don't think we would be seeing any protest."
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“We wouldn’t bother to show up for our purported principles, so you shouldn’t, either!”
They want a violent uprising. You know what we should do instead? Go DOGE on their asses; swarm their buildings in numbers too big to ignore. Shut everything down. Walk away like you own the place. If it worked for a few stooges with no resumes, it'll work for a million strong Americans.
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
They want a violent uprising. You know what we should do instead? Go DOGE on their asses; swarm their buildings in numbers too big to ignore. Shut everything down. Walk away like you own the place. If it worked for a few stooges with no resumes, it'll work for a million strong Americans.
The threads about Gorman's tribute to Good are peppered with MAGAts saying "Now do Kirk" or "Where's the poem for Ashli?"
They wouldn't have to say things like that if their cult could attract a single person with talent.
They wouldn't have to say things like that if their cult could attract a single person with talent.
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The threads about Gorman's tribute to Good are peppered with MAGAts saying "Now do Kirk" or "Where's the poem for Ashli?"
They wouldn't have to say things like that if their cult could attract a single person with talent.
They wouldn't have to say things like that if their cult could attract a single person with talent.