Surely you see how "He left the paper." adds absolutely nothing here.

Bad case of fell out window?

Alternate to what Ed? Why did they "need" alternates?

Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.

Sounds familiar. Who have I seen this quality in before?

Damn, Jesus tried to stop it but forgot about the nail hole in his hand.

Ask him what boof means every time too

The “implementation” in April has yielded less inflation than anticipated because they weren’t able to implement what they said they’d do in April 🙃

I hope you get all the attention you wanted for this one

Worth noting that Disney once had plans for a theme park that would explicitly explore the horrors of slavery. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%...

Gee, if only there was some sort of system for making things clear. Like, what if there was an organization that sifts through fact vs fiction and then reports back to the public on their findings?

This might be brave to say but I'm actually against hepatitis. I'm pro vaccine because I would rather children didn't have hepatitis and were instead, like, healthy.

I can think of anything that hasn't already been said here but I'd like to add a comment to the ratio at the very least.

Trigger warning logic

Have you been to Epcot?

Are you, like… proud of this one? Or is this account obligated to skeet out anything this person draws?

Have you considered that many people can laugh for the same reasons but few people can accurately explain why?