Trump is that pesky piece of gum lodged to the bottom of your shoe—an enigma that leaves you wondering how it got there, yet it’s unwavering in its mission to spoil your day! With every step, it clings on with irritating persistence, a sticky reminder that it’s going to be a headache to deal with.

Netflix. What. The. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu*%
I need a win. It’s been a rough month.. I just want to see Mike Tyson knock out Jake Paul.
Please get your server together 😭
I ain’t stealing my neighbors password for nothing.

I’m tired of the circus already.. I want to go home 😭🤣

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

Why are republicans obsessed with putting perverts in the White House?