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Miasma Hospital NHS Trust
@miasmahospital.bsky.social
Health scare for all. Admission Prevention service with Terminal Discharge.

Think you might be dying, we can help.

Affiliated with all good undertakers.

If you were in any doubt this is a Parody health care provider!
We are still waiting for a social care package so we can discharge Sylvia.
September 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Another acquisition for our hospitals at project.

This will be unveiled in the Trauma unit to cheer patients waiting to be seen.
May 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Remember it's going to be busy during the upcoming bank holidays. To ensure good care bring your own bed and carer.
April 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
WARNING TO ALL PATIENTS.

If you see this man he is not supposed to be doing rectal examinations without gloves whilst smiling like that.

He is not qualified to work in our labour ward or indeed the health service. Although the others photographed are smiling he didn't get consent to bugger them.
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM