Fair! I think they could def make it more silly. Like I think Gonzo and Fozzie are in front of a green screen of the footage and fake-running away and telling jokes, ad-lib shenanigans. And they have smaller roles in the movie but are beloved characters so it’d be our chance to see more of them!

Other rewrites of note: Piggy has the hots for Steve Martin and it turns into a little bit of her chasing him down and he isn’t into it since he’d rather be in control. At one point he is more scared of Piggy and Piggy turns to Kermit because sadly Steve can’t handle her

I think the Muppets should perform it on Broadway with the Broadway ending but then make a movie version with the movie ending — but they add the end credits footage of the giant plants destroying the city as a bonus. A Fozzie and Gonzo joint where Fozzie is reporting and Gonzo is thrill seeking

Revised cast list

Ok wait I just realized…. What if it’s Steve Martin as the dentist and Gonzo as the Bill Murray character

Yes but who?? At first I thought Dentist with Steve Martin reprising his role but then I realized Gonzo

(S5 Ep33)

In case you were wondering what happens the guy who was replacing everyone with robots gets replaced by this robot

😢❤️ Let’s catch up soon?

Jordon took down his original vid so I can’t double check his wording, but friends sent me posts from Saige directly claiming that Omar was arrested and of her sharing a cropped version of the doc & circling the arrest date. People were concerned so I posted to let them know he wasn’t arrested

They actually MAKE you watch Gidget in jail as punishment I hear!

Everyone also learning about Gidget today!

Everyone’s learning a lot about Maple today!

For good measure here are uhhh our texts... July 9th (maple is okay btw, just got too excited 🫥)

Unfortunately the funniest part of this is that Omar was watching Gidget (if anyone was wondering, he said it was bad)

I’m not a very carceral person so it also feels weird to have to argue so hard that he wasn’t arrested since arrest does not always equal guilty, but the fact is… he wasn’t arrested, he’s not been charged guilty with anything, there’s a future court date where hopefully things will get cleared up

I also of course have info, receipts, observations, etc for a lot of other things but that really seems like something that doesn’t need to be for the internet. But since this broke as though it was news, I wanted to clear that part up unequivocally!!

It feels extremely weird to share personal text convos with the internet but I’m not a huge fan of the court of public opinion becoming a mob and I’m also very passionate about media literacy and stopping misinformation spread so it felt worth it!

I saw Omar multiple times that day. Other parts of the day I was at my office (which is nearby) and Omar was dog sitting Maple a couple of blocks down the street so it was an easy day for us to go back and forth. He was also preparing to drive north to visit his mom for her bday the next day (below)