Sunset in San Francisco

...okay, but why Michigan???

One of these... folks, I think I must be aging in both directions simultaneously. Every year I grow older, it's like I somehow also end up born a year earlier... y'all, when I suddenly become nostalgic for a Charleston Chew or something, please just...just make it quick lol

I've definitely graduated to raising two fingers that pop into a cheeky peace sign, with a decidedly beleaguered half-smile while my other hand is frantically, and with absolutely unhinged desperation, trying to move toward and click the "leave" option

Why am I imagining myself both saying this and having this said to me?😅

I mean, guy got what he wanted and left😏 Should probably try grindr or something next time though, tbh

Oh I'd probably just go home. Definite skeptic, but I figure you could put a flexible interpretation of Pascal's wager on this and at least get off the property. Now if it was in my own home... I might jump coastlines lol Not that I *need* to go that far, but as long as I'm booking it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯