The way I’m seriously considering moving closer to NYC/LI again just because the dating apps are better…
August 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The way I’m seriously considering moving closer to NYC/LI again just because the dating apps are better…
I’m so checked out on dating apps that I didn’t realize I was having two different tinder conversations earlier tonight because both their names started with “C.”
Like i was just responding when I saw I had a message and thought I was just having one long conversation.
Like i was just responding when I saw I had a message and thought I was just having one long conversation.
May 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m so checked out on dating apps that I didn’t realize I was having two different tinder conversations earlier tonight because both their names started with “C.”
Like i was just responding when I saw I had a message and thought I was just having one long conversation.
Like i was just responding when I saw I had a message and thought I was just having one long conversation.
Throwing up would have been the right response.
I have a first date tomorrow and I’m too excited about it and I honestly just want to throw up.
April 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Throwing up would have been the right response.
I have a first date tomorrow and I’m too excited about it and I honestly just want to throw up.
April 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I have a first date tomorrow and I’m too excited about it and I honestly just want to throw up.
Why does this feel like the beginning of Cory Bookers 2028 campaign?
April 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why does this feel like the beginning of Cory Bookers 2028 campaign?
Things I should be doing at 11AM on a Tuesday: Working.
What I’m actually doing: Looking at the menu for the very old school Italian restaurant I’m being taken out to on Friday.
What I’m actually doing: Looking at the menu for the very old school Italian restaurant I’m being taken out to on Friday.
April 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Things I should be doing at 11AM on a Tuesday: Working.
What I’m actually doing: Looking at the menu for the very old school Italian restaurant I’m being taken out to on Friday.
What I’m actually doing: Looking at the menu for the very old school Italian restaurant I’m being taken out to on Friday.
Listening to my NPR podcast and the way you can just hear how over this administration these reporters are…
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Listening to my NPR podcast and the way you can just hear how over this administration these reporters are…
Going forward I will now only work for companies that will send me a panini press for employee appreciation day. That is now the standard.
March 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going forward I will now only work for companies that will send me a panini press for employee appreciation day. That is now the standard.
Dear men of tinder,
You are 40, how do you not know if you want children?
You are 40, how do you not know if you want children?
February 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dear men of tinder,
You are 40, how do you not know if you want children?
You are 40, how do you not know if you want children?
The way I used to dance around my room to ‘CrazySexyCool’ on a regular basis at age 9 definitely explains some things.💀
February 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The way I used to dance around my room to ‘CrazySexyCool’ on a regular basis at age 9 definitely explains some things.💀
I need the men on tinder to learn how to take a picture with a shirt on. I don’t need to see most of what I’m seeing.
February 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need the men on tinder to learn how to take a picture with a shirt on. I don’t need to see most of what I’m seeing.
The way John Mulaney couldn’t get his weird musical numbers on while he was a writer, but were now on #3 when he’s a guest.💀
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The way John Mulaney couldn’t get his weird musical numbers on while he was a writer, but were now on #3 when he’s a guest.💀
SNL50 is filling me with a joy I can not even explain to a normal person.
February 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
SNL50 is filling me with a joy I can not even explain to a normal person.
Meryl Streep on SNL50?! I am SCREAMING.
February 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Meryl Streep on SNL50?! I am SCREAMING.
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My new hobby is watching Kevin Costner watch Cher.
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My new hobby is watching Kevin Costner watch Cher.
Snoop smoking a joint while performing at the SNL50 concert💀
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Snoop smoking a joint while performing at the SNL50 concert💀
Lady Gaga singing a Lonely Island medley was 10/10.
February 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lady Gaga singing a Lonely Island medley was 10/10.
Crashing out on a Monday is fun.
February 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Crashing out on a Monday is fun.
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
Seeing Orlando Bloom is a cruise line commercial feels… weird.
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Seeing Orlando Bloom is a cruise line commercial feels… weird.
Working for an import export company while the orange one goes on with his tariff BS means a serious increase in company wide emails.
I’m so tired already.
I’m so tired already.
February 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Working for an import export company while the orange one goes on with his tariff BS means a serious increase in company wide emails.
I’m so tired already.
I’m so tired already.
Am I ready to be hurt by Manacled?
February 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Am I ready to be hurt by Manacled?
One thing about me is I pride myself on my tulle bows.
January 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
One thing about me is I pride myself on my tulle bows.
Tbh this is how I envision polyamory.
January 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Tbh this is how I envision polyamory.