Euphemia of the Uncounted Slings and Arrows🏳️⚧️
@mia-iris.bsky.social
She/Her. 28F. Patron Goddess of the Socially Maladroit and Mentally Abroad! Fain to Fancy and Vexatious in Verse!
Never fuck with Kim Katsuragi
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Never fuck with Kim Katsuragi
Just a perfectly normal blanket, nothing to see here.
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Just a perfectly normal blanket, nothing to see here.
Maud was right: rocks are pretty great!
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Maud was right: rocks are pretty great!
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask
You, before and after I get ya!
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
You, before and after I get ya!
Midnight ideas when it's dark, I can't find my pen, and it's hard to focus:
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Midnight ideas when it's dark, I can't find my pen, and it's hard to focus:
Bleach when ammonia pulls up:
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Bleach when ammonia pulls up:
Particle scientists in the 1900s: Supercharging these hadrons with meth-addled electrons won't do anything! We're wasting time!
The hadrons:
The hadrons:
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Particle scientists in the 1900s: Supercharging these hadrons with meth-addled electrons won't do anything! We're wasting time!
The hadrons:
The hadrons:
If there are no Columbos anymore, then why is one playing chess? *Mysterious ivories jingle. Twinkle, even.*
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If there are no Columbos anymore, then why is one playing chess? *Mysterious ivories jingle. Twinkle, even.*
She knows about the bodies, Mike
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
She knows about the bodies, Mike