Euphemia of the Uncounted Slings and Arrows🏳️⚧️
@mia-iris.bsky.social
She/Her. 28F. Patron Goddess of the Socially Maladroit and Mentally Abroad! Fain to Fancy and Vexatious in Verse!
Hair on head: Lovely, precious, beautiful, no notes, please sir, may I have some more?!
Hair everywhere else: Ew! Gross! Stinky! Bleh! Burn it! Flay it! Holocaust! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAh!
Hair everywhere else: Ew! Gross! Stinky! Bleh! Burn it! Flay it! Holocaust! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAh!
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hair on head: Lovely, precious, beautiful, no notes, please sir, may I have some more?!
Hair everywhere else: Ew! Gross! Stinky! Bleh! Burn it! Flay it! Holocaust! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAh!
Hair everywhere else: Ew! Gross! Stinky! Bleh! Burn it! Flay it! Holocaust! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAh!
Never fuck with Kim Katsuragi
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Never fuck with Kim Katsuragi
He fermion on my boson until we mass-on.
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
He fermion on my boson until we mass-on.
My hands are so soft the Maple Leafs just offered them a contract
February 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My hands are so soft the Maple Leafs just offered them a contract
I creature'd too close to the sun
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I creature'd too close to the sun
I'm creature-maxxing
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I'm creature-maxxing
Just a perfectly normal blanket, nothing to see here.
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Just a perfectly normal blanket, nothing to see here.
Team Canada really just gave France its most devastating bombardment since the 40s
February 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Team Canada really just gave France its most devastating bombardment since the 40s
Maud was right: rocks are pretty great!
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Maud was right: rocks are pretty great!
I would like to visit the Columbo dimension
February 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I would like to visit the Columbo dimension
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With Valentines cards like these, who cares about chocolates?
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
With Valentines cards like these, who cares about chocolates?
Foxes are the perfect animal. I will take no questions or rebuttals. This is fact, empirical, substantiated by tireless science. All who deny this will be subjected to 'blems' of the harshest rebuke.
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Foxes are the perfect animal. I will take no questions or rebuttals. This is fact, empirical, substantiated by tireless science. All who deny this will be subjected to 'blems' of the harshest rebuke.
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No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask
My love is barbed. A thorny bloom. It clings. It draws blood. It warns against itself.
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My love is barbed. A thorny bloom. It clings. It draws blood. It warns against itself.
Trixie is trans. This is canon, and I will brook no dissent! Look at the eye glints! The glints! Look at them! They won't silence me! My truth will be hea--ARGHFEIG!
February 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Trixie is trans. This is canon, and I will brook no dissent! Look at the eye glints! The glints! Look at them! They won't silence me! My truth will be hea--ARGHFEIG!
The ending of Oppenheimer really elevates it. Moves from a good movie to a great, just with a few words. Casts a new shade to Strauss, as a stand-in for myopic bureaucracy, presuming his own importance and priority over the greater interest.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The ending of Oppenheimer really elevates it. Moves from a good movie to a great, just with a few words. Casts a new shade to Strauss, as a stand-in for myopic bureaucracy, presuming his own importance and priority over the greater interest.
You, before and after I get ya!
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
You, before and after I get ya!
'That's why I read so much, Jon Snow. That I may make cock jokes with eunuchs and give queens poor counsel, and sell T-shirts to soccer mothers with a more-than-slightly concerning taste for box wine.'
February 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
'That's why I read so much, Jon Snow. That I may make cock jokes with eunuchs and give queens poor counsel, and sell T-shirts to soccer mothers with a more-than-slightly concerning taste for box wine.'
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Nice.
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Nice.
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Why the fuck do I have to *stand* corrected?! I'll sit recalcitrant, thank you! I'll even lounge incorrigible!
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Why the fuck do I have to *stand* corrected?! I'll sit recalcitrant, thank you! I'll even lounge incorrigible!