UnhingedCookie
@mhatheories.bsky.social
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Level: 21
Pan 🩷💛💙
She/they
I love cats and dogs and I’ve come to love frogs too lately lol
Level: 21
Pan 🩷💛💙
She/they
I love cats and dogs and I’ve come to love frogs too lately lol
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UnhingedCookie
@mhatheories.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Dead inside but still horny
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That’ll work 💵 #AmazingWorldofGumball (W/ @thatkennyguyvo.bsky.social)
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That’ll work 💵 #AmazingWorldofGumball (W/ @thatkennyguyvo.bsky.social)
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Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
Okay so in my hero academia there’s mutant type quirks but couldn’t all quirks be considered mutant types? Cause for Bakugou his hands need to be able to withstand being exploded for multiple periods of time and idk about anyone else but normal hands can’t withstand that 💀
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Okay so in my hero academia there’s mutant type quirks but couldn’t all quirks be considered mutant types? Cause for Bakugou his hands need to be able to withstand being exploded for multiple periods of time and idk about anyone else but normal hands can’t withstand that 💀
My momma’s right, it don’t matter where I go for a job there will be bullshit so I might as well bury my emotions and deal with the bullshit at this job.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My momma’s right, it don’t matter where I go for a job there will be bullshit so I might as well bury my emotions and deal with the bullshit at this job.
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Good question, Junior!
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Good question, Junior!
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Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.
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streamin a comic twitch.tv/extrafabulous
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
streamin a comic twitch.tv/extrafabulous
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Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
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I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me
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Mama cat puts kittens in candy tub for safety 🐈 🎃
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Mama cat puts kittens in candy tub for safety 🐈 🎃
Would it be to much to ask yall to stop, smoke a blunt and chill?
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Would it be to much to ask yall to stop, smoke a blunt and chill?
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"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
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Pritzker on Fox: "He's challenging the integrity of the next election by sending troops into our cities. It isn't about fighting crime. He said he's going after the worst of the worst. That's not what they're doing. They are literally after black and brown people because of the color of their skin."
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Pritzker on Fox: "He's challenging the integrity of the next election by sending troops into our cities. It isn't about fighting crime. He said he's going after the worst of the worst. That's not what they're doing. They are literally after black and brown people because of the color of their skin."
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Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"
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The worst part of being an introvert is when you actually start talking... and someone cuts you off. Guess I’ll go back to my thoughts then
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The worst part of being an introvert is when you actually start talking... and someone cuts you off. Guess I’ll go back to my thoughts then
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Dog wants to take his dinner to go 🐕 🥘
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Dog wants to take his dinner to go 🐕 🥘
This is crazy ain’t no way
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is crazy ain’t no way
Homosexuality is gay
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Homosexuality is gay
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If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.