I've been laughing at this every few minutes since I read it.

I'm trying to figure out what this is going to do to Christmas packages to and from my dad in Australia.

I'm super confused about it, which I'm sure is by design. But I think letters and personal parcels under $100 can still go in some (most?) cases? That'll probably change once the capricious old fuck finds out there's a way to inflict more pain.

Scott Jennings smirking his way through pure bullshit, then they get a black or Hispanic woman to counter him so they can act like she's "shrill" or too emotional, rather than understandably pissed, when they call him on his shit.

They'll trot out Harry Enten to say that 55% of people polled believe it's the Democrats fault and never engage in any introspection, as the people charged with informing the public, that they may have a hand in so many being objectively wrong.

Legitimately a sign of decline that I felt a couple of weeks ago, but didn't fully register. Like, it just felt slightly dystopian, and you just clarified it for me.

Oh, and the bathrooms were closed.

THE. FUCKING. BATHROOMS.

Miller Lite is slapping their name on everything now. I inadvertently bought Kingsford Miller Lite charcoal a while back.

No noticeable difference from regular charcoal.

Will buy again, along with them chips.

That's my understanding, too. It's so disgusting.

That's crazy, because I forgot that both of the malignant pieces of shit were bad while I was watching them fight. Thanks for the reminder that the bad people are bad. Me forget.

Steve Bannon has, apparently.

Honored to be in your screenshot, Daniel.

2 strikes?

Any time Trump starts talking about non-specific "numbers" (good numbers, bad numbers, numbers like you've never seen, etc), I hear G.O.B Bluth saying "Take a look at numbers, Michael!" in my head.