Burnt Reynolds
@mhargrave.bsky.social
My future's so bright, I've gotta wear transition lenses.
Dwayne The Rock Johnson is also slang for pissing with a hard on.
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dwayne The Rock Johnson is also slang for pissing with a hard on.
Youtube should spend Mr Beast money on technology to mark the line of scrimmage.
September 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Youtube should spend Mr Beast money on technology to mark the line of scrimmage.
Myles Smith wrote Stargazing knowing that it's going to be in an American Family Insurance commercial some day.
September 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Myles Smith wrote Stargazing knowing that it's going to be in an American Family Insurance commercial some day.
A fun feature of Peacock is how, if you pause something to get a better look, they actually replace what you're watching with an ad, because fuck you.
August 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A fun feature of Peacock is how, if you pause something to get a better look, they actually replace what you're watching with an ad, because fuck you.
Movies are too fucking dark. Light your goddamn sets.
I shouldn't be penalized for watching a movie at home in the daytime.
I shouldn't be penalized for watching a movie at home in the daytime.
July 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Movies are too fucking dark. Light your goddamn sets.
I shouldn't be penalized for watching a movie at home in the daytime.
I shouldn't be penalized for watching a movie at home in the daytime.
Chappell Roan has the vibes of somebody who had 3 horses growing up without knowing how expensive that is.
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Chappell Roan has the vibes of somebody who had 3 horses growing up without knowing how expensive that is.
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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
I love my dog a lot. I just wish I could wear a watch outside without him seeing the sun reflect off it against the ground and going absolutely ape shit trying to chase and find it for 20 minutes at a time.
May 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love my dog a lot. I just wish I could wear a watch outside without him seeing the sun reflect off it against the ground and going absolutely ape shit trying to chase and find it for 20 minutes at a time.
I worked in around 8 restaurants over a decade before I started my career. My girlfriend worked at Starbucks.
She thinks it's the same level of complicated, but then we'll be making a meal, and she'll decide that we should have potatoes when we're already cooking the meat.
No concept of timing.
She thinks it's the same level of complicated, but then we'll be making a meal, and she'll decide that we should have potatoes when we're already cooking the meat.
No concept of timing.
May 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I worked in around 8 restaurants over a decade before I started my career. My girlfriend worked at Starbucks.
She thinks it's the same level of complicated, but then we'll be making a meal, and she'll decide that we should have potatoes when we're already cooking the meat.
No concept of timing.
She thinks it's the same level of complicated, but then we'll be making a meal, and she'll decide that we should have potatoes when we're already cooking the meat.
No concept of timing.
It's so worth it, but waiting 8-10 years for Fiona Apple to put out a new album is grueling.
Anything We Want
YouTube video by Fiona Apple - Topic
youtu.be
April 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's so worth it, but waiting 8-10 years for Fiona Apple to put out a new album is grueling.
Well, I've finished The Pitt.
Now what? Where do I go from here?
Now what? Where do I go from here?
April 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Well, I've finished The Pitt.
Now what? Where do I go from here?
Now what? Where do I go from here?
Robert Kirkman's man super power is that he's not precious with any character. And you'd think that knowledge would actually dilute what he does, but he finds ways to make sure it doesn't.
March 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Robert Kirkman's man super power is that he's not precious with any character. And you'd think that knowledge would actually dilute what he does, but he finds ways to make sure it doesn't.
Really thinking that the only way this country could possibly be pulled back from the precipice of collapse would involve a montage over the piano outro from "Layla."
March 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Really thinking that the only way this country could possibly be pulled back from the precipice of collapse would involve a montage over the piano outro from "Layla."
Getting kicked out of Starbucks for arguing with the baristas when they say there's no such drink as a Herkermer Homolka.
"Sir, that's a character from the book and movie Congo," they say as I tip over a stand of Noah Jones CDs.
"Sir, that's a character from the book and movie Congo," they say as I tip over a stand of Noah Jones CDs.
February 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Getting kicked out of Starbucks for arguing with the baristas when they say there's no such drink as a Herkermer Homolka.
"Sir, that's a character from the book and movie Congo," they say as I tip over a stand of Noah Jones CDs.
"Sir, that's a character from the book and movie Congo," they say as I tip over a stand of Noah Jones CDs.
Watching Avengement, which is pretty badass, but a guy just said the most British lines I've ever heard: "Worked as a dinner lady at the local comprehensive."
What in the fuck does that mean?
What in the fuck does that mean?
February 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Watching Avengement, which is pretty badass, but a guy just said the most British lines I've ever heard: "Worked as a dinner lady at the local comprehensive."
What in the fuck does that mean?
What in the fuck does that mean?
@muckfusk.bsky.social I did it! I'll let you know in a few days what it's like.
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@muckfusk.bsky.social I did it! I'll let you know in a few days what it's like.
This is me every time Ladd McConkey is mentioned.
MACLUNKEY for 4 MINUTES | NEW Greedo Edit on Disney+ | MACLUNKEY
YouTube video by TMR studios
youtu.be
January 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is me every time Ladd McConkey is mentioned.
Loquat's Secrets of the Sea is maybe one of the most unskippable albums made if you're in the heads pace for them when you listen.
Every song is perfect.
Every song is perfect.
January 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Loquat's Secrets of the Sea is maybe one of the most unskippable albums made if you're in the heads pace for them when you listen.
Every song is perfect.
Every song is perfect.
I've gotta pee so bad, but Tugboat is passed out on me so hard.
January 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I've gotta pee so bad, but Tugboat is passed out on me so hard.
There's plenty wrong with Max as a service and business, but the fact that they don't exclude "the" when alphabetizing movie titles is real bush league shit that could be changed so easily.
January 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
There's plenty wrong with Max as a service and business, but the fact that they don't exclude "the" when alphabetizing movie titles is real bush league shit that could be changed so easily.
@muckfusk.bsky.social
I got promoted at work, and my birthday is next month, so I'm thinking I'll splurge on a knife. Nothing insane, but either a Spyderco Smock or Spyderco Kapara. Which one jumps out at you?
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
I got promoted at work, and my birthday is next month, so I'm thinking I'll splurge on a knife. Nothing insane, but either a Spyderco Smock or Spyderco Kapara. Which one jumps out at you?
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
January 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@muckfusk.bsky.social
I got promoted at work, and my birthday is next month, so I'm thinking I'll splurge on a knife. Nothing insane, but either a Spyderco Smock or Spyderco Kapara. Which one jumps out at you?
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
I got promoted at work, and my birthday is next month, so I'm thinking I'll splurge on a knife. Nothing insane, but either a Spyderco Smock or Spyderco Kapara. Which one jumps out at you?
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
www.spyderco.com/catalog/deta...
Meghan Trainor sounds like she's in the Lollipop Guild.
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Meghan Trainor sounds like she's in the Lollipop Guild.
My New Years resolution is to just buy myself a Chris Reeve Sebenza 31 already. I deserve it.
December 31, 2024 at 9:35 PM
My New Years resolution is to just buy myself a Chris Reeve Sebenza 31 already. I deserve it.
First Greg Gumble dies, then Jimmy Carter, and now Aaron Rodgers has committed seppuku on the field?
December 29, 2024 at 9:31 PM
First Greg Gumble dies, then Jimmy Carter, and now Aaron Rodgers has committed seppuku on the field?
Listen, I was a Chiefs fan during peak Patriots years, so I get the impulse. But calling 14-1 for a team that has won 2 Super Bowls in a row "luck" or--worse--ref interference is fucking stupid.
Grow up
Grow up
December 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Listen, I was a Chiefs fan during peak Patriots years, so I get the impulse. But calling 14-1 for a team that has won 2 Super Bowls in a row "luck" or--worse--ref interference is fucking stupid.
Grow up
Grow up