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Matt Hansen
@mhansen0207.bsky.social
Nerd, Podcast Host, Lawyer, Lover of Marvel, Sci-Fi, and Horror #MeidasMighty #StarTrek #MCU #Halloween
Posting this for no reason whatsoever:
August 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’m not saying sucking d**k makes you smarter, but apparently…

…what can I tell ya? I lead a very fulfilled life. 🤭🤣

www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
Gay men outperform straight counterparts in nearly every academic measure, study finds
Lesbians, however, perform more poorly than straight women in a number of academic measures, according to a study published in the American Sociological Review.
www.nbcnews.com
August 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thanks to the “leftist progressives” and their goddamned purity tests, my rights are now about to be before this corrupt Supreme Court and if they hear the case, I and many others may well lose them for generations. (1/2)
August 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’d move to California in a heartbeat if I didn’t have to pass that fucking bar exam again in order to work there.
June 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My horror nerd subconscious must be working overtime. Had the coolest dream where I was having lunch and drinks with my best friend (naturally) Neve Campbell when all of a sudden, Jamie Lee Curtis drops into the same place and joins us.

Best. Dream. Ever.
April 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
IT’S MAYHEM TIME!!!

#LadyGaga #Mayhem
March 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Well, the Oscars tonight pretty much proved what The Substance was saying.

Talented older women will always be shoved aside for the next young thing in Hollywood.

You deserved better, Demi. ❤️
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Well, Demi Moore got royally robbed.
Mikey Madison has won Best Actress for ‘ANORA’ at the #Oscars 

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
And then to top it all off, a great night out with my closest law school friend group. Truly one of the best birthday gifts ever.
February 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Truly had the best birthday weekend last week. My best friend from law school and I were reunited for the first time in 5 years. We even got to return to and take a picture in the same place we did 9 years ago. Felt like no time had passed. ❤️
February 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They say you should put out the energy that you want to cultivate for yourself. Well, today, another year older, and hopefully I can make this energy a reality. 🎂
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As I approach 36, I looked back on the days when I was budding little gay boy: young, dumb and full of….attitude. 😂

This for example, during my homo-emo phase, when my idea of being cool was to try to look seductively stoic, or to replicate Madonna poses.
January 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Here’s a hot take before I log off for the entirety of tomorrow:

Tik Tok is responsible for the viral spread of misinformation and the belief among the gullible dregs of Gen Z that government should be according to social media activism.

It’s a blight on society and should’ve stayed banned.
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Went through some of the family albums while I was home for the holidays.

I used to be cute, I don’t know what happened. 😂
January 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So much of the second act alone is spent with no dialogue and characters just looking at a viewscreen.

That’s fine for an esoteric sci-fi movie like 2001, but again, the heart and soul of those interactions is so conspicuously absent that it makes it less enjoyable for me. #StarTrekTMP
January 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Watching Star Trek: TMP. It’s such a conundrum to me. I know it’s a good sci-fi story and has really interesting ideas. But TOS and Trek as a whole live and die by the characters and their interactions with each other.

Here, there’s little of that interaction for most of the film. Feels cold.
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Matt Hansen
So, because I just saw yet another meme accusing Disney of "ruining Star Wars," this is your 2025 reminder that the prequels, *especially* the first two, are unwatchable garbage.
January 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Name one actor whose movies you'll watch simply because they're in them 🎥
December 31, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Christmas Spoils 2024 #StarTrek #Alien #Halloween #Apes
December 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Okay, I’ve always loved Lower Decks, but I usually consider it the cotton candy of Trek. Sweet, fun, but ultimately not a TON of substance (which isn’t a criticism, just an observation).

This week’s episode however, is one of the most fun, substantive episodes of Trek I’ve ever seen. Well done!
December 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Only 4 posts on here so far, and this app has already sized me up.
December 6, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Happy birthday to the woman who not only played one of my favorite characters of all time, but whose portrayal inspired this closeted and bullied outcast in high school to persevere and rise above my own personal boogeymen.

Thank you @jamieleecurtis.bsky.social for everything.
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I know we let the random generator pick what we watch, but I think we need to cook the books just once and see this all together at STLV @trekranks.bsky.social
#StarTrek Generations might not be the best Star Trek movie, but it’s my favorite. I said what I said!
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
The movie that was my introduction to Star Trek and made me the fan I am released 30 years ago today. People love to hate on it, but I never will.

Happy 30th anniversary, Star Trek Generations! #StarTrek
a man with a beard is looking at another man with the words they say time below him
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at another man with the words they say time below him
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November 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Well, I’ve been lurking for the past week and this seems to be what that other place USED to be, so think I’ll settle in here.

Now if only I can get back my 700 followers.
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM